Things to do at Wal-Mart while waiting for your SO.

[PrincessTiff]

How old are you? Are you old enough to have a SO?

Are you talking to the OP ? If so I hope your joking as her username is MOMMY*RN

 

[mommy*RN]

How old are you? Are you old enough to have a SO?

If you mean me...read my tag...my age is there for all to see...

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in peoples carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in
Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on
the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and
tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and
see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and
ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'
sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping
department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll
bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can
help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave
me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera;
use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the
hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
theme.

12. In the auto department, practice
your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes
over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and
shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!"

ahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 

[Mamu]

Gee with these antics I might autually enjoy a trip to Wal-Mart. Thanks.

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in peoples carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in
Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on
the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and
tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and
see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and
ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'
sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping
department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll
bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can
help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave
me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera;
use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the
hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
theme.

12. In the auto department, practice
your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes
over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and
shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!"

 

[crazy4disney01]

I'll have to try a few of those!!

 

[mickeyfan2]

How did you get my shopping list!

 

[lesroi]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking."

DH, is that you???

Oh wait... no... he only puts them in *MY* cart while I'm not looking. This is a fully-grown man we are talking about here...



Tracy

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

DH, is that you???

Oh wait... no... he only puts them in *MY* cart while I'm not looking. This is a fully-grown man we are talking about here...



Tracy

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

I know you're here somewhere

 

[PrincessTiff]

I know you're here somewhere

She sure was . Now your stuck with "I just tinkled"

 

[mommy*RN]

Me? If so, yes - I'm 25 plus some years.

Great new tag! Congrats!

I just read this for the 1,000th time and noticed you aren't saying your 25...your 25 + some years! My DS tells everyone I'm 20-10...

 

[Dakota_Lynn]

I've done number one before on a double dog dare. I'm definitely old enough to know better, but I did it anyway and thought it was pretty fun. I have a hard time resisting dares.

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

She sure was . Now your stuck with "I just tinkled"

Well, I guess it could have been worse with some of the things that just pop out of my brain into the realm where others can hear it

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Great new tag! Congrats!

I just read this for the 1,000th time and noticed you aren't saying your 25...your 25 + some years! My DS tells everyone I'm 20-10...

Thanks! I just decided that I wasn't going to have any more birthdays after 25...hence, my emotionally stunted existence

 

[100 acre wood]

OMG too funny!!

 

[dizneenut]