MeanLaureen said:
Ughhh a lot of these really get to me. Most of these I find when I am hiring people for work.
One word that drives nails through my ears is when people pronounce SCHEDULE like SHEDYOUAL. For all I know it might be a proper pronounciation. I pronounce it SKEDUAL.
Well, it's proper in the UK / Australia, anyway. I lived in Adelaide (Australia) for a year and it took me a while before I figured out what they were talking about! (Who is this Shed Youell, and why is he always so busy and under such monitoring?)
Being in the science field, I had one particular grouse long before the Prez ever came on the scene: nuclear. It's new-clee-ur, not new-que-lar. Ugh. Jeff Foxworthy captures many of the Southern euphemisms: "used ta could" and "yont-to" (want to?) and "djeetyet" (did you eat yet). Heard ALL of those growing up. Just got a message from a coworker in Tennessee: "If you don't care, gimmee a call!" (Hmmm... but if I don't care, why would I bother?) Some folks say, "Hey, if I don't see you again, have a great weekend!" Does that mean I should avoid them for the remainder of the day, so that I have a great weekend? And if I DO see them, will they wish otherwise for me?
Just to prove it's not all "down south", my New York cousins all said "youse guyz". Drove me nuts. My northerly MIL says "antee-BEE-otic" (for antibiotic) -- that one drives me to insanity. She is even trained as a nurse, so go figure.
I do, however, consider myself lucky that nothing thus far has ever driven me to the point of wanting to stab myself in the ears. That image is just way too grisly -- ewwwwww.
