Things People Said

[wickesy]

I came across this site today but had to stop reading it at work as I was laughing too much

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/

* Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
* Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."


* Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
* Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
* Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
* Witness: "My name is Susan."


* Lawyer: "Are you married?"
* Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
* Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
* Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."

There are far more there and it also includes sections on accident report forms, excuse letters written by parents to school teachers and more.

 

[natalielongstaff]

brilliant, thanks David !

 

[joolz1910]

Another hilarious book (similar concept) is **** My Dad Says. As the asterisks suggest - the language is quite adult. I've heard that a sitcom is in the pipeline based on this book.

 

[Pegasus928]

Another hilarious book (similar concept) is **** My Dad Says. As the asterisks suggest - the language is quite adult. I've heard that a sitcom is in the pipeline based on this book.

If this is the same one I thinking of it first started out on Twitter, with the author updating daily with stuff his Dad said (does exactly what it says on the tin)

I had a link to it once and it was sooo funny.

Thanks for your link David - will give me something to read when I go back offshore

 

[BethEJo]

Thanks for sharing - I love stuff like this

 

[j9000]

alot of the insurance form ones come from an old jasper carrot routine,
his timing on reading them is just brilliant.

 

[joolz1910]

If this is the same one I thinking of it first started out on Twitter, with the author updating daily with stuff his Dad said (does exactly what it says on the tin)

I had a link to it once and it was sooo funny.

Same one. It appealed to my sense of humour as I actually like cantankerous old grouches.

alot of the insurance form ones come from an old jasper carrot routine,
his timing on reading them is just brilliant.

I used to love Jasper! He lives in Knowle - a few miles from me (useless fact of the day).