Things overheard at DL today (the 3-19-17 edition)

[WonkaKid]

I always seem to overhear crazy things as DL. I sometimes like to share the better ones. One thing I heard today, though, was kind of sad. A mother -- perhaps early 30s -- was mad at her child (10 or 11) for something. In one scolding sentence, she dropped three F-bombs. Made me feel sad. That's no way to speak to a child.

On a lighter note, here are some of the more humorous things I heard.

Girl1: Where do you get cheap gas?
Girl2: My car’s electric. I don’t buy gas.
Girl1: Oh. Then where do you get cheap electricity?

Dude1: Why don't you get me a job where you work?
Dude2: I can look into it. But you'd have to show up on time.
A pause. Then:
Dude1: Yeah. I knew there'd be a catch.

Girl1: I haven’t worked in almost two years.
Girl2: Isn’t that hard?
Girl1: It’s a lot easier than it sounds.

Girl1: You still get an allowance?
Girl2: Yeah, but I only do it to make my parents happy.
Girl1: That’s very thoughtful of you.

 

[ParkHopper1]

Heard today on Pirates:

Talking to DL newbie friends explaining about Blue Bayou restaurant as we passed it on Pirates

Gal in unrelated party in row behind us chimes in:

"I ate there and thought is was not that great and kinda expensive"

"I agree food is just mediocre at best but ambiance is great" I replied.

"Did you know there is restaurant upstairs as well?"

"Oh really?"...i replied deciding to play dumb and along

"Yeah, it is Club 44 or something like that"

"You don't say..."