Things one man should never ask another man...

[EsmeraldaX]

This is an actual quote from a conversation DBF had this weekend, when a male friend (both of them are straight by the way...not that it matters) of his from work called him up.

Friend : "Dude can you do me a favor?"
DBF : "Yeah, what's up?"
Friend : "I need you to Tivo 'Oprah' for me on Monday"
DBF : "I never thought I'd hear a guy say that to me, ever"





I chuckled.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Is this a list...

Never been asked this but how about

"Do these pants make look fat"

 

[onecoolmama]

"Can you hand me a ruler?"

 

[Jolie C]

"It's not what you said, it's the way you said it."

 

[phorsenuf]

how do I get to home depot?

 

[onecoolmama]

Could you bend over?

 

[piglet too]

"I am going to the men's room, you wanna come with?"

 

[onecoolmama]

Do you have a pencil in your pocket?

 

[Girls Scout Leader]

"Honey, you read the directions to me while I get the proper tools and safety glasses".

 

[oogieboogie]

"Let's stop at the gas station and ask for directions"

 

[Hillbeans]

I want the low carb beer, or better yet, a wine spritzer....

 

[piglet too]

"let's stop here and ask for directions"

 

[flaps]

"Would you please bait my hook for me?"

 

[Girls Scout Leader]

"And how do you feel about that?"

"I think I have too many plugs in this outlet"

"Do you have a map?"

(This is fun)

"I have to tune this up...it has too many horsepower and could be dangerous".

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

"Hey, I opened the fridge and found all the stuff I needed."


and

"Here's the remote. We'll watch what you want to."

 

[oogieboogie]

Do you wax or shave?

 

[onecoolmama]

Dude, do you want to watch Little Women again?

 

[momm2four]

"I don't think we communicate enough, do you?"

"Which shoe should I wear with this outfit?"

Lori P.

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Originally posted by onecoolmama
Dude, do you want to watch Little Women again?

 

[Bob Slydell]

Why don't we spend a whole night watching Olsen twin movies.