Oh man you two arenāt in the churner thread here! English pleaseā¦nvm my LLM got it:
Of course! Here's the translation in current millennial slang:
VGCgroupie's part:
"Translation:" Lowkey, I rarely do these because it's a whole thing. But Cap One was offering a bagālike, $1505āso I had to send it. No cap, I just realized I've done this three times in the last few years.
Polyrob's part:
"Translation:" Also, you gotta remember the IRS is gonna tax you, so you lose like a third of your bag. It's a whole vibe kill.
"Translation:" I only go for the bonuses that are actually worth it. The comments on DOC are literally my holy grail for the tea.
"Translation:" I do not want to have to file a CFPB complaint on a bank again to get my money. Been there, done that, and it was major side-eye.
-Sorry, I had set it to translate to millenial-speak.