The Year's Best Headlines

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies In House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Stud Tires Out
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
War Dims Hopes For Peace
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
Old School Pillars Replaced by Alumni
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked By Board
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

 

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