The 'worst' joke I keep laughing at.

[gavinsmom17]

Very cute made me laugh p

 

[eebadeeba]

If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?



European.

 

[lisajl]

If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?



European.

Oh my!

 

[Lassie Lynne]

Why did the turtle cross the road??




To get to the shell station

 

[jenm2878]

I don't know how well this will translate over the internet, but this cracks me up every time I think about it.


What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Water (said like he makes the fighting noises - wa-tah!)

 

[Starbrite]

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?.....

Nevermind, It's pointless.

 

[pkondz]

Love these! There's a couple here (European and Bruce Lee) that I say all the time. I heard this one a looooong time ago but always makes me grin. Word of warning, it's a bit raunchy.

A student is trying to determine what the most widely used form of birth control is (I usually add a few different types here). One woman promptly answers the question with, "The bench method". Puzzled, the student replies that he's never heard of it. "Well", the woman replies. "I'm very tall and my husband is very short. When we make love we do it standing up with my husband standing on a bench. When I see his eyes start to cross... I kick the bench out from under him."

 

[wvjules]

Mine is:

Bacon, eggs and toast walk into a bar. Bartenter says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

 

[pkondz]

And one more that I first heard when I was a kid.

You can pick your friends,
You can pick your nose.
But you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[dispor]

For some reason, everytime I say this to myself, I just

So here goes.....




A cheetah and a Lion are having a race. The cheetah wins, and the lion says "you cheetah" and the cheetah says, "you lion".

don't ask me, I just

OP, I told your joke to my kids last night and they thought it was hilarious!

But boy, when they tried to retell it to their dad, they screwed it up royally! LOL!

 

[SaraJayne]

If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?



European.

OP, I'll admit I'm still laughing over your joke today.

 

[Bonnie151]

This one still makes me giggle and DH told it to me many, many years ago (and I'm sure some of you have heard it)

What do you call a fish that missing an eye?
.
Fsh

(you have to say it to get the giggle factor)

Oh my, that is so funny! I just told it to DH and he said, "You're a worry".

 

[NeverlandClub23]

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

 

[tefrench]

I told the cheetah and lion joke at the soccer game last night. Went over well!

 

[Explodo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7798h1siNO8

Enjoy...The OP's joke is at 1:22

 

[disykat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7798h1siNO8

Enjoy...The OP's joke is at 1:22

Cute! But I never heard OP's joke on there?

 

[Liberty Belle]

I told the European one to my son. He wasn't amused.

Could be, though, because every time his dad needs to go to the bathroom, he says he's "going on a European tour."