The 'worst' joke I keep laughing at.

[MonoManBlue]

For some reason, everytime I say this to myself, I just

So here goes.....




A cheetah and a Lion are having a race. The cheetah wins, and the lion says "you cheetah" and the cheetah says, "you lion".

don't ask me, I just

 

[DebIreland]

 

[superme80]

total elementary school humor.

 

[BEloveDisney]

That's great!

 

[Jex]

I laughed.

 

[mzozzietj]

LOL I enjoy grade school humor better than the raunchy humor!

 

[ckay87]

Good one!

I went to the doctor and I said, "doctor, I have a problem. Sometimes I think I'm a teepee and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam." and the doctor said, "relax, you're too tense."

 

[DebIreland]

I went to the doctor and I said, "doctor, I have a problem. Sometimes I think I'm a teepee and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam." and the doctor said, "relax, you're too tense."

Did ya hear the one about the meanest man in Ireland? One day his friend called while he was stripping wallpaper off his wall and the friend said, "oh, you're re-decorating?" and the guy said "no, I'm moving."

 

[MrsDuck]

! These are awful-- love it!

 

[Liberty Belle]

lol That's pretty bad.

Mine would be:

Two Englishmen pass each other on the street. The first says to the other, "I had to shoot poor Fido last night." The second responds, "Was he mad?" The first answers, "Well, he wasn't too pleased."

 

[TTFN]

From a greeting card I've given several times:

Don't kiss your honey
if your nose is runny.
You might think it's funny,
but itsnot.

 

[DebIreland]

^^^^^^

 

[Geoff_M]

Mine's more of a mental image one. I first heard a guest on Johnny Carson tell it:

The scene opens in deepest, darkest Africa. The camera dollies in through the vegetation and reveals a jungle river. Two Hippos are seen in the water chewing on grass. The camera slowly pulls in tight to the large beasts and one of them turns to the other and says "You know, I just can't get it through my head it's Thursday!"

The End.

 

[DebIreland]

The scene opens in deepest, darkest Africa. The camera dollies in through the vegetation and reveals a jungle river. Two Hippos are seen in the water chewing on grass. The camera slowly pulls in tight to the large beasts and one of them turns to the other and says "You know, I just can't get it through my head it's Thursday!"

OMG!! I love it. I'm a sucker for those animals behaving like humans jokes!!

 

[USMC0193]

A woman goes to the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for arsnic for her husband. The pharmacist says it is illegal to sell arsnic and he would have to notify the authorities. The woman goes into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband with the pharmicist wife in bed together. The pharmacist takes the picture and says "I didn't realize you had a prescription; it will be a 10 minute wait for your husband's medicine."

 

[DizBelle]

This one still makes me giggle and DH told it to me many, many years ago (and I'm sure some of you have heard it)

What do you call a fish that missing an eye?
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Fsh

(you have to say it to get the giggle factor)

 

[Tinkermommy]

From one of my British co-workers:

A skeleton and a werewolf are walking down the street.

The werewolf says, What do you want to do for dinner? I fancy a curry."

The other skeletons, says "No thanks, it goes right through me!"

 

[jrmasm]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


He didn't have the guts!

 

[drag n' fly]

What is blue cotton candy................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Its pink cotton candy holding its breath

 

[DWGal210]

My 4 yr old cousin tells this - it's his one joke.

Why couldn't the pirate kid go to the movie?





It was rated Arrrrr!

he cracks himself up with that one.