The "What's on your mind?" Thread!

[magicallyDisney001]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

I work as a baker because I knead dough.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

I did a theatrical performace about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, 'No change yet'.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[I Am What I Am]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

I work as a baker because I knead dough.

I did a theatrical performace about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, 'No change yet'.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

A new type of broom came out. It's sweeping the nation.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Those are epic

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Hey, 2700th post was a pun! Nice!

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Those are epic

Haha, thanks!

 

[magicallyDisney001]

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

A neutron walks into a Starbucks and asks how much a caramel macchiato would cost. The cashier responds, "For you, my dear neutron, no charge."

 

[magicallyDisney001]

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Okay, last one for now:

A guy walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."