At last! The key to my future! Riches, my men! Riches beyond your limited, insignificant dreams! But not beyond mine! Ha ha! For soon, I, Don Karnage, shall be the wealthiest man in the world!
Bring out the great big gun that makes the loud kaboom-boom!
Did you say...crazy? NEVER call me that word!!!
I will show those sons of hamsters what happens when they put a reward on Don Karnage
Sink? I don't need no stinking sink!
Now get in that submarine, or I will use your worthless hides for seatcovers!
Hello, wonderful people of Cape Suzette! For years I have tried to visit your fair city...but you have always shooted at me! However, now that I am here, you will hand over all your money and valuable knickety-knacks to me. Okey-dokey?
Congratulations! You have not done a terrible job! Return to base, bring donuts and cappuchino. Karnage out.
No, do not fire at Will. He is my second mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!
This is just like taking candy from a sitting baby duck off a log!
You know, worth is in the eye of me, who is doing the beholding.
We are stealing your cargo! We are pirates. It's what we do.
He who steals and runs away, lives to steal another day!
Read my lips. I am a pirate. I do not need credentials.
I tell you this, from where I stand, I look marvelous!
You'd better vamoose, or, uh...hee hee...I cook your goose!
You know, I would brain you...IF you had a brain!
Now to get all these quotes into the MM at some point...