The Weekly World News. Write your own headline.

[DawnCt1]

What's more entertaining that the Weekly World News at the supermarket check out. Who can forget headlines such as "Aliens have invaded the White House".
"The World to end in 2006, Women and Children hit the hardest". Well you get the picture. Show your creative side and write your own headline for he WWN.

 

[barkley]

how about "missing link discovered in holiday fruit cake"?

my dh loves this rag, he rarely reads the articles-just loves the headlines.

hmmm-i wonder if "bat boy", big foot and the aliens come to the office christmas party

 

[DawnCt1]

how about "missing link discovered in holiday fruit cake"?

my dh loves this rag, he rarely reads the articles-just loves the headlines.

hmmm-i wonder if "bat boy", big foot and the aliens come to the office christmas party

One of my DS's was a slow reader and he just didn't enjoy it so I would buy him the Weekly World News and he LOVED reading it. When he was three he wanted to grow up and be a werewolf, so it was understandable that he would love that rag. Of course I told him that werewolfs weren't human so he couldn't grow up to be that. He looked disappointed and decided he would be Dracula instead.

 

[DawnCt1]

How about;

MOTHER IN LAW CLONED FROM SATAN..... Now that's true! She is MY MIL.

 

[barkley]

see if you can download a copy of wierd al's song "midnight star"-it's a great song with headlines like "eat jelly donuts and lose 20 pounds a day, hear the story of the man born without a head, and top psychics all agree-that the telephone company will add a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead"

 

[DawnCt1]

You can usually count on at least one Nostradamas headline a month. "Nostradamas predicted Ipods would take over the world".

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

New Evidence Found In The Holy Land--Jesus Christ NOT Born to a Virgin After All! Mary RAPED by Roman Soldier--is he the TRUE Father of the Spiritual Leader of Millions?

That was actually a theory suggested on a show I was watching this morning on the History channel.

TOV

 

[Sparx]

Cat gives birth to a bouncing baby Peterodactyal!

JoJo the dog faced boy is running for president!

Aliens land in office building and file a warrant of arrest against one of their own!

 

[RobinMarie]

This one made me giggle today

Mariah Carey Ties Elvis on Singles Chart
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20051223/D8EM7S2O6.html

I have this strange visual of silk scarves and a dark haired dude in a studded white suit.

 

[JennyMominRI]

What's more entertaining that the Weekly World News at the supermarket check out. Who can forget headlines such as "Aliens have invaded the White House".
"The World to end in 2006, Women and Children hit the hardest". Well you get the picture. Show your creative side and write your own headline for he WWN.

i really have enjoyed following the neverending adventures of Batboy

 

[eclectics]

i really have enjoyed following the neverending adventures of Batboy

Batboy! I hadn't thought about him in ages! Last I heard he was going to run for President.