OK...let's start with the good stuff...Pittsburgh, PA.

oops...says Steeler country so it could be LA! And HG, I think you need to change it to "Home of the Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins!
Words of wisdom...don't read this thread, don't turn on your computer, forget what you're about to do, read War and Peace, exercise, exercise patience (boy I hope I spelled it right...I'll leave the misques to HR) and above all, do not ever utter the worst four letter word of all time, R**R.
Other than that the next seven weeks of your life will be great.