DisneyScraps
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I just posted something about him driving. I thought i would share some stories. He is legendary with our family and friends. Run into someone that knows our family they always ask....how is Uncle Dave. He is quite colorful. He is loved in our family but some things just make us shake our heads.
This is my favorite.
Dave has had lifelong problems remaining employed. He wants to work but it doesn't always work out. As a result he is almost always poor. When he can't make ends meet he moves in with my Mom or one of us helps him out.
For breakfast Dave eats 2 eggs scrambled every morning. EVERY MORNING. You can be sitting there and he won't offer you one, he won't make more. He makes exactly 2 eggs. We know this that is just how he is.
He is in a local convenience store and they only dozen eggs they have left has one broken egg. He went to complain to the clerk about this.
The clerk knows him and said he was sorry and he would just GIVE Dave the eggs because he can't sell them with one broken.
Dave said..."what am I going to do with 11 eggs" and walked out. Now I get that he has 2 eggs each morning but he could break one and still have a free breakfast for 5 days.
When the clerk told my Brother this he of course shared it with us and everyone just shook their head. Typical Dave.
He would not hurt a fly but no common sense.
This is my favorite.
Dave has had lifelong problems remaining employed. He wants to work but it doesn't always work out. As a result he is almost always poor. When he can't make ends meet he moves in with my Mom or one of us helps him out.
For breakfast Dave eats 2 eggs scrambled every morning. EVERY MORNING. You can be sitting there and he won't offer you one, he won't make more. He makes exactly 2 eggs. We know this that is just how he is.
He is in a local convenience store and they only dozen eggs they have left has one broken egg. He went to complain to the clerk about this.
The clerk knows him and said he was sorry and he would just GIVE Dave the eggs because he can't sell them with one broken.
Dave said..."what am I going to do with 11 eggs" and walked out. Now I get that he has 2 eggs each morning but he could break one and still have a free breakfast for 5 days.
When the clerk told my Brother this he of course shared it with us and everyone just shook their head. Typical Dave.
He would not hurt a fly but no common sense.
