".....you have now found yourself in a situation of which you cannot be extricated.....let the FLOGGINGS begin!...." , to which we were to provide a collective "...ohhhhh, NO!" [of course, every subsequent 'Let the floggings begin' initiated an automatic 'ohhh, no' response.] from the entire rabble....that is, except for my DS, Dylan, who, a split-second later, screamed, rather haughtily, "Ohhhh, YESSSSS!". Needless to say, this precipitated a loud roar from the crowd. Not to be outdone, the Duloc-ian, or Duloc-ite, or whatever they're called, scanned the crowd in search of the infidel. Of course, everyone obliged her searching eyes by pointing at Dylan's head. For his insolance, he was instructed to go stand at the front of the room.....in the corner....facing the WALL!
.....she continued her schpiel, of course, all the while randomly throwing in her 'let the floggings begin!', which, in turn would be followed by our 'oh no's', only to be followed by Dylan's muffled 'oh YESSSS!' and, moments before the auditorium doors opened so that we could take our seats, she hurried to Dylan, thanking him for being a good sport and asked for the number in his party, to which he answered that there were five of us. She, in turn, gave him TEN 'FASTPASSES' (well, whatever the US/IoA equivalent of a WDW Fastpass is) - or two for each of us! Wow, so unexpected! W-T-G, snarky Dylan....and, hats off to you, you thankless-keeper-of-the-pilfered-pixie-dust....my money's still on Donkey...