TikiGoddess
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Can you believe I had the entire rest of Day 4 typed last night when I accidentally deleted it. It was not so magical! I wanted to thank everybody for reading...I'm loving the positive reinforcement. Okay, let's see if I can remember what I wrote last night....
Day 4 continued....
After Mickey's Philharmagic we decided to ride Pooh once more and then head to Pinnochio's Village Haus. This place was a complete madhouse. The boys and I circled the restaurant at least 6 times....I felt like the old lady at Walmart who is determined to get a front row parking place. I finally told Buzz to act like he was starving (he's a method actor...that explains all the fries!). His pathetic act finally guilted a family that was just visiting into wrapping it up and moving on just in time for the Grince to deliver the grub. All I can say about this place is the fries were edible. From there we headed to the Haunted Mansion which I hurried Woody onto before he had time to think. The CM's there would give the extras from the Thriller video a run for their money. From the minute we got on the doom buggy, it wasn't good. Once again Woody was concerned for his own safety. I explained that it was a funny kind of scary which he wasn't buying. I think it's safe to say that that was his last experience at the HM for awhile. Of course, since I'm awaiting a call from Birnbaum's any minute, I asked for Buzz's studied opinion. "It was good because the monsters were kind of glowy...oh, and that dog looked scared." Good to know. Make a note of that.
I read about an ingenious plan in ZZUB's report. It involved industrial deodorant application upon arrival to the Magic Kingdom. I think this should be implemented at once and here's why. First you should know I'm a shopper and I'm not an amateur either. If there were an olympics of shopping, I would be Mary Lou Retton. So, we'd already been in the world for 4 days and I'd done very little shopping. I decided it was time to hit the Christmas shop in Liberty Square. The Grince took the boys for a snack and I hit the store. My mom had asked me to pick her up a new Disney music box. After much deliberation I found one and that is where it all went South. I asked the CM if there was a box that it came in and she set off to find one. It took her FOREVER, I actually believe she went to Epcot to get it. While I was waiting, I was in line behind what had to be the world's smelliest man. Imagine, if you will, the worst B.O. you have ever beheld mixed with stale cigarettes and questionable bathroom hygeine and then you're not even close. This guy had the serious funk. The worst part was the CM refused to release him back into the wild from whence he came. He was buying some stuff and he wanted to know if she would ship this huge framed picture he had from somewhere else back to his room. Hmm, I don't know let me see it? This of course caused him to lift said object above his head thus giving us all an odiferous treat. Well, she still didn't know, did he have a receipt for it? Why, yes he did. Just let me reach into my pocket...wait? It's not in that pocket...more wafting ensued. Of course the next question involved where he purchased said object...at this juncture I'm thinking "For the love of God, woman, don't make him point!" I think the paint began to peel off the walls. I was thinking, I don't care if it's a bomb just ship it! And running a close race with that thought was, "I hope everyone behind me doesn't think that I am the source of the smell." Finally he left disappointed that in fact she could not ship the item. Could we not have said that from the beginning?
On to the Hall of Presidents where I felt I needed time to recover. Woody loved this...strange I know. He had no idea who any of the men were, but it was still good he said. Conversely, Country Bear Jamboree did not fair so well. I was disappointed. It had been a favorite of mine as a child and I thought the audio was really hard to understand this time.
We decided to check out Woody and Jesse at the horseshoe and Jesse really gave Tink a run for her money. I could see Buzz was in swoon mode for this little redhead. Woody and well, Woody had a gunfight and got a great picture together. At this point our Toy Story boys were starting to wind down so we decided we'd hit BTMRR and call it a day. Buzz was too short to ride and not too happy to miss a train opportunity. Woody rode and was none to pleased with the velocity of this ride, yet inexplicably rode it again with the Grince. We called it a day and headed home.
Tomorrow, Day 5 more MK and Spectromagic....
Day 4 continued....
After Mickey's Philharmagic we decided to ride Pooh once more and then head to Pinnochio's Village Haus. This place was a complete madhouse. The boys and I circled the restaurant at least 6 times....I felt like the old lady at Walmart who is determined to get a front row parking place. I finally told Buzz to act like he was starving (he's a method actor...that explains all the fries!). His pathetic act finally guilted a family that was just visiting into wrapping it up and moving on just in time for the Grince to deliver the grub. All I can say about this place is the fries were edible. From there we headed to the Haunted Mansion which I hurried Woody onto before he had time to think. The CM's there would give the extras from the Thriller video a run for their money. From the minute we got on the doom buggy, it wasn't good. Once again Woody was concerned for his own safety. I explained that it was a funny kind of scary which he wasn't buying. I think it's safe to say that that was his last experience at the HM for awhile. Of course, since I'm awaiting a call from Birnbaum's any minute, I asked for Buzz's studied opinion. "It was good because the monsters were kind of glowy...oh, and that dog looked scared." Good to know. Make a note of that.
I read about an ingenious plan in ZZUB's report. It involved industrial deodorant application upon arrival to the Magic Kingdom. I think this should be implemented at once and here's why. First you should know I'm a shopper and I'm not an amateur either. If there were an olympics of shopping, I would be Mary Lou Retton. So, we'd already been in the world for 4 days and I'd done very little shopping. I decided it was time to hit the Christmas shop in Liberty Square. The Grince took the boys for a snack and I hit the store. My mom had asked me to pick her up a new Disney music box. After much deliberation I found one and that is where it all went South. I asked the CM if there was a box that it came in and she set off to find one. It took her FOREVER, I actually believe she went to Epcot to get it. While I was waiting, I was in line behind what had to be the world's smelliest man. Imagine, if you will, the worst B.O. you have ever beheld mixed with stale cigarettes and questionable bathroom hygeine and then you're not even close. This guy had the serious funk. The worst part was the CM refused to release him back into the wild from whence he came. He was buying some stuff and he wanted to know if she would ship this huge framed picture he had from somewhere else back to his room. Hmm, I don't know let me see it? This of course caused him to lift said object above his head thus giving us all an odiferous treat. Well, she still didn't know, did he have a receipt for it? Why, yes he did. Just let me reach into my pocket...wait? It's not in that pocket...more wafting ensued. Of course the next question involved where he purchased said object...at this juncture I'm thinking "For the love of God, woman, don't make him point!" I think the paint began to peel off the walls. I was thinking, I don't care if it's a bomb just ship it! And running a close race with that thought was, "I hope everyone behind me doesn't think that I am the source of the smell." Finally he left disappointed that in fact she could not ship the item. Could we not have said that from the beginning?
On to the Hall of Presidents where I felt I needed time to recover. Woody loved this...strange I know. He had no idea who any of the men were, but it was still good he said. Conversely, Country Bear Jamboree did not fair so well. I was disappointed. It had been a favorite of mine as a child and I thought the audio was really hard to understand this time.
We decided to check out Woody and Jesse at the horseshoe and Jesse really gave Tink a run for her money. I could see Buzz was in swoon mode for this little redhead. Woody and well, Woody had a gunfight and got a great picture together. At this point our Toy Story boys were starting to wind down so we decided we'd hit BTMRR and call it a day. Buzz was too short to ride and not too happy to miss a train opportunity. Woody rode and was none to pleased with the velocity of this ride, yet inexplicably rode it again with the Grince. We called it a day and headed home.
Tomorrow, Day 5 more MK and Spectromagic....
Upon entry the entire Soprano family was standing blocking the entrance trying to decide whether or not they were going to board this stellar ride. We stood and waited for them to decide for what seemed like 10 minutes. Finally our family, along with another family navigated our way around said Sopranos. At that point I think we disrespected the "family" and Tony and Carmela sprang into action. They pushed their way around us and started making loud comments about how rude we were and we must really be dying to ride this ride. I did not feel comfortable with the dying reference and I swear Tony was sizing my feet up for a pair of cement shoes. The whole time I'm thinking, "come on, isn't it punishment enough to have to actually ride the Indy Speedway, do I have to watch my back for a wiseguy the rest of the day?" I'd like to report that Disney magic intervened and we lost them with speedy footwork
I rode first and then the Grince. While he was riding we decided to head on over to Toontown. We checked out the Mouses Houses and then met Mickey in the Judge's Tent. Afterward we hit what we had been avoiding until now and that was Donald's Boat. Okay, you do not get just damp on this, you will get soaked. Especially if you are a 2 or 4 yr old boy. I had thought to bring a change of shorts, but really didn't expect to need shirts. You could have refilled the 20,000 Leagues old area with the water the boys' shirts contained. But, they had a great time and it was really fun to watch them! The Grince who even found the humor in this (light on GR, heavy on the Ince) took them to the bathroom to change their shorts afterward while I went and bought some new shirts. Dry and refreshed we headed over to Goofy's Barnstormer. This is fun, but Paris Hilton has had dresses longer than this ride. Figure that one out.
I ain't sayin' he a golddigger, but he ain't messin.....never mind. Anyway, riches eluded us.
The Sopranos were definitely scary...but we survived.
Thanks for reading!
Apparently most kids don't know Jungle Book that well anymore. I loved that one as a kid. Especially the music..so I started singing....Well I'm the king of the swingers...the jungle VIP....and we cut a serious rug. It was great. We also nabbed some serious candy. From there we got the family photo made and headed to Frontierland for more candy. We cleaned up! Buzz ate at least 3 pieces of candy between each stop. Woody ate some here and there, but was concerned with messing up his face paint. Luckily, I brought some extra along...we did not want to ruin the Disney magic for all those children who thought this was the real Pooh and Tigger. After bagging our sweets here we decided to check out the parade..and we waited and waited....seems the rain was causing float issues. After moving on we heard music playing and stopped next to the castle just in time to see the rainy day cavalcade parade. It was REALLY good. We also got tons more candy. I am telling the total and complete truth when I tell you that we still have candy right now from this event. I think the characters felt bad that it wasn't the real parade and they loaded us up! From there we headed to Tommorowland to ride Buzz again! Could it be, a rematch? Will I emerge on top? Will the Grince get what is coming to him? Victory will be mine..oh crap. I got stuck with Buzz the whirling dervish again in what I can only describe as a cruel and calculating move on the Grince's part. I think I ended up with 1500 while the Grince had something like 999,999. I mean you can't actually say to your child that you don't want to ride with them because they twirl the space ship too much. They would never understand that. I can't say, "Look, while you are a championship french fry eater of monumental proportions, your spaceship driving, for lack of a better word sucks." I have to just suck it up and be a good mommy and be happy with my 1500. I mean I'm sure it's something that I won't even remember months from my trip...that was in October. I am currently practicing my "look it's Jennifer Aniston naked" distraction for next trip. I will be sure to scoop up Woody and run. Victory will EVENTUALLY be mine.
He couldn't believe that we were there. And then it happened...the most magical part of our trip
The handler asked if Pooh and Tigger could take pictures of our boys w/their own cameras...they wanted to put them in their scrapbooks back in the hundred acre woods. As Napoleon Dynamite would say, uh "Heck Yes!" Woody was estatic and vowed to look at every Pooh episode from now on closely so that he might spot their scrapbooks.
My DH is like 'what's so funny?". Your boys are adorable. Can't wait for the rest of your report.
I should of bought the picture because it was truly the most hilarious picture of myself I have ever seen. The Grince then rode and commented that he didn't know what I thought was so scary about it. Blah, blah, blah...he didn't look death in the eye, what does he know? From there we hit the midway at our state fair and saw all the carnies that had come to town...oh wait, I mean we rode Triceratops Spin.