The Thread of Disney/VMK Jokes!

[bootsonton]

I was bored, so I decided to make this thread so that Dis people can show their Disney and VMK jokes!

I will select a winner each week for the best joke. Good Luck!

Sorry, but I have a low budget, so please don't expect a prize!

 

[bootsonton]

should i bump this?

 

[bootsonton]

blah blah..this is lame

 

[fruit_smoothie]

well I dont really have good jokes..


But I'll try to make one up on the spot haahaa dont laugh at me! lol


What did..Mickey say to Pluto?

Dont run away to Pluto okay?

HAHAHAAA...lol I tried okay!

 

[bootsonton]

 

[Mcat]

I got on
How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ear pierced?
A Buccaneer

 

[Adventurejimbob]

Why did Donald run out of the Chinese restaurant?
They wanted to have him for dinner.

Why did Goofy stare at the orange juice all day long?
It said concentrate.

That is all I got for now..

 

[ACvmk]

What did the mouse say to Mickey?
Dang, your'e big! Are you a thousand or something?

All i got..

 

[fruit_smoothie]

Hahaaa! Better then mine!!

 

[marypops!]

ok...

why was goofy happy when he finished a puzzle in 3 months?
it said 18 months and over

eh... i don't remember the joke well

how about... goofy and donald walk into a building... you would have thought one would have seen it

 

[Mcat]

What happend when goofy was struck by lightnig?
He was shoacked
What happend when gofy got struck by lightnig again?
He was even more shocked
What happend when goffy was struck again?
He took the lightnig rod off his head

 

[fruit_smoothie]

Haha! Those were actually good

 

[Renpener]

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball

What did Snow White say to the photographer?
Some day my prints will come

Why did Goofy take his comb to the dentists?
It lost all its teeth.

 

[bootsonton]

Excellent jokes..these are better than I thought they would be.
I'm going to have trouble choosing the best one. I never knew Dis'ers had such a great sense of humour!

 

[coolkidhann95]

why is dumbo mad at vmk?
bc they use his name instead of dumb bc the cant say dumb

 

[DementedRiku]

Two friends are driving to Disneyland. They reach a fork in the road and a sign says "Disneyland Left"

So they left.

 

[astrostan]

Okay I got one....

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

 

[marypops!]

oo oo

goofy walks into a bar... ouch!

 

[bootsonton]

I reviewed the entries today and I picked a winner.

This person used their creativity to make this joke!

It was unique and above all others (I'm not saying that everyone else's were bad )

This person's DIS name is...

Coolkidhann95

Her joke was:

Q: Why is Dumbo mad at VMK?
A: Because they use his name instead of dumb because they can’t say dumb

Does this person deserve a prize?

 

[LightPhantom]

This one always makes me laugh when i hear it...

Once...There was a BOY!