Rude restaurant customers! Ack!! I've been a waitress for almost 10 years and 99% of our customers are great but it's that 1% that stinks!!
Last night I had a couple come in, they're "regulars" but never, ever tip.

And not just me, they won't tip ANY of the waitresses so it's not "me."
They were the first buffet customers of the evening, so everything was ready except the cooks don't put chicken in the broaster until people are actually eating off the buffet. So I brought this couple their glasses of water and told them the salad bar was ready if they would like to start with that, and it would be about 10 minutes for the chicken to come out. She said, real snarly, "well, I hope the chicken comes out before we're ready to leave!"
Gads, witch woman, I just told you it would only be 10 minutes for the chicken to come out, that is NOT a very long wait! If you're in that big of a hurry go to McDonalds! And tips aren't EXPECTED there!!
Plus they are so messy! They will not pick anything back up (chicken bones, empty butter cups, etc.) and put it on their dirty plate. No, they leave everything strewn all over the table (do they really think I LIKE touching their chicken bones?!

) and they are so, sooooo wasteful with the food, leaving un-eaten chicken pieces, ham, etc. on their plates but yet they'll get up and get ANOTHER plate!!
I wish they'd never come back!! I HATE waiting on them!!
And one time they came in, they were fighting so they sat at SEPARATE tables!! The woman even turned her chair to face the wall so she wouldn't be looking at her DH!! Separate bills. Then TWO tables to clear and NO TIP!!
Did I tell you I HATE waiting on those people?
