just committed suicide (or maybe he's just a big daredevil). i've been watching him jump from tree branch to tree branch and he missed the last tree branch....
A racoon did that once in our back yard, except he was about 50 ft. up. He kinda stumbled around on the ground for a few seconds and then dropped dead. Poor guy. Man did he smell bad!
Dream...I did NOT spray paint him!!
Eros...The squirrelicide happened this afternoon, i'm heading going out in a few hours (hopefully no more drunk posts!). As for stalking Hes...I DON'T STALK, my "cohorts" do!!