The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[jordanyosh]

I woke up to four more pages on your TR, Jordan!

Both Charles and I had a good chuckle over your regular Joe intro!

Jackie, I am glad I was able to start your day off right.

Love your first update!

Thanks Jenn...you DVC owner you.

The dessert egg roll sounds good but Idk if I would eat it out of the trash

The things you will do for your readers

It was an adventure. Lucky for me there weren't moldy leftovers on top..

 

[jenjolt]

Fashionably late as always...but here to join in on all the fun!! Having a blast so far Jordan!! You sure know how to have a party and I'm really enjoying everything so far!!!

 

[that's nice]

I am human just like you. I sleep just like you:

You know... when people kept posting this pic, I noticed something. It kinda looks like you are 'straining'! LOLOL

I'm just saying...

 

[jordanyosh]

Oh no you didn't !

Oh yes I did!

Thank you for stopping your pics there.....

I am glad I did too.

I can tell that we are going to in for a great trip! Love the pix!!!

Where were you going to use that TP.... on the patio???

Thanks Tim!

I was trying to figure out where to take one more picture, but decided to stop there and let people just guess......yes the patio....or bushes or behind a trash can.

Off to a great start Jordan!

Thanks Amy!

You are the reason I bring out own pillow to the world ...

Oh dont forget if you heat the food in the microwave first its as good as new lololololol

Funny, I didn't drool that much or really at all on vacation

I did heat it up and eat it....

 

[All7OfUs]

You DO remember what happens when a toothbrush and I get acquainted twice a day, right?? I'll take the lead on this one.

 

[jordanyosh]

Love your staged shots! Especially the ones "documenting" you eating from the garbage...

Joe the Bum-mer.


Kathy

Thanks Kathy...

Do I have another nickname...

OMG that sounds delicious I think I need to visit the States again just for one of those But I will be sure to check mine hasn't been in the trash first

The dessert egg rolls are sooo good and they come from a fast food restaurant....

Wow - I stay off the Disboards for just ONE day and see that you have already started your TR (and a million other Disers have beat me to saying welcome back!). (I posted this really quick and haven't read anything yet so back to page 1 and

WECOME BACK, JORDAN!!


Okay - I admit I cheated and jumped to your first post but I really plan on reading each and every post by everyone (love all your fans!). I am SO glad you are human like the rest of us, Jordan - now I can take you off my list of Alien friends

Thanks for the welcome back.

Just a "normal" guy here.

 

[carissanboys]

You DO remember what happens when a toothbrush and I get acquainted twice a day, right?? I'll take the lead on this one.

Are you a gagger when you brush too? Chuck is always making himself gag.

 

[jordanyosh]

I'm new, but already know this is going to be entertaining and fun!

Glad you're back and starting your trip report.

I've subscribed and am patiently (not so much) waiting for the next installment.

I love the updated pictures of your family and friends. Ashlyn is soooo cute. So are Erin & Dylan!

Looking forward to reading about your trip.

Depending on the response today. I may do another update...again, I don't want people to get too far behind if they haven't joined in yet.

 

[All7OfUs]

Are you a gagger when you brush too? Chuck is always making himself gag.

It's the oddest thing. I see a hair amongst floaties in my dish water. GAG!

Toothbrush with mint paste. GAG!

Banana. GAG!

SHall I continue?

 

[jordanyosh]

OMG, I really needed that laugh this morning. Great pictures and updates. I know what you mean about the TR anticipation. I hope I don't disappoint.

I hope all is well with you!

I know you won't disappoint. Because we both know you've got a few zinger stories coming up.

Welcome Home Jordan.
I must say I thought alot about all the fun you were having while you were gone. Like when I was in a Dr.'s Office or staring into space...I thought Wow, right now Jordan is doing something super awesome. Basically I am so Jealous!! Anyway I hope you had a great trip and I can't wait to hear about all the random awesomeness that will be your Trip Report!

Thanks for the welcome home!

I did have a great time! Perfect length of time to have been there.

Morning Jordan !!! I wasn't sure if you were a folder or a scuncher soooo I gave you both!!!!Same thing for Blue and Winkers !!!I think we were all laughing so much no one took pix Anyone !!!!

I may have a picture...i think....

I took one when we got home. But no I didn't get pictures of my "gifts" to all of you either. So, if you can, please take a pic so we can post it later!

I 'll look to see what I can track down.

 

[jordanyosh]

I'm late to the party, as usual, but count me in.

Welcome

EWWWWWWWWW

It was a test of intestinal fortitude on my part.

that sounds like the 30 second rule at my house.

That dessert eggroll does sound good. I was mightily disappointed in my last Del Taco experience but I might have to try those the next time I'm in Del Taco land.

Which is in 54 days!!!!!!!!!

They have shredded beef now. It's not sit down restaurant grade, but pretty good.

Can't wait to meet.

 

[jordanyosh]

The dumpster diving is making me hungry.

I'm actually kinda hungry myself, but nothing but paper trash now...I do have leftovers though.

Jenny! I can't believe how close you are to your Mexico trip! I hope there is a tr!

When is she going?

I was just thinking the same thing... Better go check my trash can... Hopefully my dogs didn't beat me to it...

My roommate wanted me to eat dog food....

Goodness! You people are FAST! I log off last night and there's only 7 pages...log on this morning and we're up to 13?!?! Holy crapballs (borrowed from Winkers).

Glad he was laughing this time.


Good update. And just be yourself. If people get bored (which I highly doubt) it's their problem. I personally like reading others TR's no matter how humerous or serious they are. It's just getting to read about the world through anothers words.

I wake up to 3 more pages...it's taken me 1.25 hours to reply and I'm not done yet....

I forgot that more people tend to read TRs than PTRs. I was a bit caught off guard with the response. I know some folks from church lurk now on my reports....

There will be in the DVC misc. section as I did a trade thru DVC to RCI. How's the house?

I think I have some french bread in mine.

Mmmmmm french bread

Hello Jordan, you are looking rather thin-glad your roomie is starting to appreciate your hilarity like the rest of us! I look forward to coming home and reading your trip report everyday. Thanks for the laughs !

He even started suggesting different things to do!

Glad to give you a chuckle.

 

[jordanyosh]

jordan only you could start a TR that way, love it dude.

setting the bar for the rest of us.

DAN!!!!

Brother, glad you're here!

Was waiting for you and a few others to hop on board before moving ahead....

 

[jordanyosh]

I was so glad to learn that this was staged. For some reason, I found this to be grosser than eating out of the garbage. I guess because the drool stain is sooo large.

See, that was totally me too! I think he was dreaming about eating dumpster diving cream cheese Del Taco lard-infested egg rolls right there.

Drool is so gross.

DITTO! He totally fooled me cause he just looks so OUT in that picture.

If he plays his cards right he might get a role on CSI.

You know... when people kept posting this pic, I noticed something. It kinda looks like you are 'straining'! LOLOL

I'm just saying...

You DO remember what happens when a toothbrush and I get acquainted twice a day, right?? I'll take the lead on this one.

Are you a gagger when you brush too? Chuck is always making himself gag.

It's the oddest thing. I see a hair amongst floaties in my dish water. GAG!

Toothbrush with mint paste. GAG!

Banana. GAG!

SHall I continue?

This whole gag/drool conversation is cracking me up.

Yes, I gag sometimes when I brush my teeth...

Peanut butter makes me gag.

And Keith I was straining in the picture, but not in that way.....

I have a good drool story coming up.

 

[oregonmommyof2]

Do you realize that at this pace your TR is going to be on part 2 before you actually even arrive at DW???

 

[jordanyosh]

Hi Jordan

Can't wait to hear all about your trip...AKV....The Wave...hope you loved them both

1 day....14 pages

Tracy

Hey Tracy!!!!!

 

[dawnbu40]

Hi Jordan!
We post on several of the same ptrs so I had to come check yours out. Looking forward to hearing all about your trip

Dawn

 

[jordanyosh]

Do you realize that at this pace your TR is going to be on part 2 before you actually even arrive at DW???

I don't even know what to say.....it's already 15 pages...it'll slow down once they see how slow i go. It's usually an update every 3 days, but I have gone MIA before and that's usually when I lose people. I just get so busy with work.....

We'll see.....

Thanks for coming onboard T. Can't wait to hear all about your plans for your 30th birthday trip.

 

[oregonmommyof2]

My roommate wanted me to eat dog food....

I hear Iams is pretty tasty and if you go with the Lamb and Rice it's good for your coat...

 

[jordanyosh]

Fashionably late as always...but here to join in on all the fun!! Having a blast so far Jordan!! You sure know how to have a party and I'm really enjoying everything so far!!!

Jen!!!!!!!


Glad you're here.