The REAL Longest Thread In Dis History Part 5

[Disneymommom]

Okay, okay. I've been an absent DISer.... But here I am!
Who missed me???

Nice to see you here again Heather! Welcome Back!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

Me!!!! Not enough to stalk you though!!!!

hey hey hey! i was only stalking a little bit!!

 

[Trentmom]

So you are the top stalker huh? Hmmm, where did you learn all these terrible traits huh? LOL!

Could it be from my mom and dad or neighbors I had when we were growing up??

How many time did we hear an ambulance nearby or someone being pulled over on our busy street and I think everyone and their mother was outside watching....

 

[Trentmom]

Okay, okay. I've been an absent DISer.... But here I am!
Who missed me???

Me!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipmen t. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

I like her style!!!!

 

[WeirdTigger27]

I love when Alton Brown wears his Harry Potter glasses!!!

 

[Trentmom]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipmen t. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

That was a great one!!!!!!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

Could it be from my mom and dad or neighbors I had when we were growing up??

How many time did we hear an ambulance nearby or someone being pulled over on our busy street and I think everyone and their mother was outside watching....

we do that too!!! I am not even going to try to say we dont anymore!!

everytime we hear a siren my dad turns the scanner on!!

 

[Disneymommom]

Could it be from my mom and dad or neighbors I had when we were growing up??

How many time did we hear an ambulance nearby or someone being pulled over on our busy street and I think everyone and their mother was outside watching....

Remember when the old guy up the street killed himself and everyone was up there waiting to see the body take out??? We are so sick, the whole bunch of us, you included!!!

 

[WeirdTigger27]

I like her style!!!!

My mom sent it to me. She knows how much I think about EVERYTHING!!!!

 

[WDWHeather]

Oh my gosh, I'm being stalked!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

My mom sent it to me. She knows how much I think about EVERYTHING!!!!

That's so cool that your mom has the same sense of humor that we all have

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

Oh my gosh, I'm being stalked!!!

I am stalking you Heather!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

My mom sent it to me. She knows how much I think about EVERYTHING!!!!

like zero gravity and the trampoline room!?!

 

[Trentmom]

Remember when the old guy up the street killed himself and everyone was up there waiting to see the body take out??? We are so sick, the whole bunch of us, you included!!!

OMG...forgot about that..

That really puts things into perspective....We really were one morbid bunch....

 

[Marshay]

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That is most incredible!!

lookie what I made!!


i am uuuber bored!

 

[Trentmom]

Oh my gosh, I'm being stalked!!!

Think of it more like a fan club!!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

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That is most incredible!!

thanks Marshay!!

Think of it more like a fan club!!

nicely put Sharky!!

 

[Trentmom]

Hi Marshay!! Just noticed you were on!!

Put my stalking tools to use...

 

[Disneymommom]

OMG...forgot about that..

That really puts things into perspective....We really were one morbid bunch....

hahaha yes it sure does. Do you remembe his name? I can't remember for the life of me. Also do you remember the night we had to stay inside as the police were all over our yard and shots had been fired and the person they were chasing was on Joanne's door step and Liz opened the door to let the cat out? That was scary!