The Random Voyage of The Dawn Thread

[mickey'sbff]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtaWMI50iKw
This almost made me cry

 

[I Am What I Am]

I'm going to watch Serenity again.

 

[I Am What I Am]

"AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!"


This is amazing. Not only did she completely miss the point, she also managed to misspell her character's name only two words after spelling it correctly.

 

[marypops!]

I'm struggling to read this, but I can't stop. It's like a car crash. You just can't look away

 

[I Am What I Am]

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall."


Professor McGonagall: the most awesome character in this fic.

 

[I Am What I Am]

"(AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?)"

...Yes.

 

[I Am What I Am]

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him."


I love how she can't even keep track of who she is dating. Poor Harry must be so confused.

 

[I Am What I Am]

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him."

*Stops*
*Reads again*
*Blinks*
*Dies from the imagery*

 

[I Am What I Am]

“I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly."

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[I Am What I Am]

(Ron,(although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.)"

This is a diabolo, and apparently, Ron.

 

[I Am What I Am]

"(he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride"

A. I'm glad I learned that Draco can be killed by steaks. I'll make sure to serve hot dogs at the next Hogwarts barbecue.

B. I'm pretty sure Corpse Bride has a happy(ish, at least) ending.

 

[I Am What I Am]

"You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not."

Lies. Or in your language, liez.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

"Snap and Loopin"

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT... BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape

Dumbledore!

 

[m!ssemmx0]

"AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn’t really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!"

 

[m!ssemmx0]

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.”

 

[mickey'sbff]

Snape's Diary is the best Potter Puppet pals episode.

 

[TylerFG]

Snape's Diary is the best Potter Puppet pals episode.

I love Wizard Swears, out of all of them.

 

[mickey'sbff]

"Today I had some oatmeal for breakfast. It was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried."
"Is it a teen vampire romance novel?!"
"I bought a pair of fancy mice. When I got home, one devoured the other."

I LOVE that episode