EDWARD: Hello. Please... allow me to introduce... myself. I am... Edward Cullen.
BELLA: Where were you all week? And why were you such a jerk?
EDWARD: I had to... go. Somewhere. For reasons totally unrelated to wanting to kill you.
BELLA: Did you get contacts while you were somewhere? Last week your eyes were black, and this week they are golden melted topaz butterscotch.
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EDWARD: *stares, turns around, leaves*
BELLA: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!