The Random Voyage of The Dawn Thread

[mickey'sbff]

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

 

[disneedust1429]

I just realised that you could get away with anything in P&F.

"Aren't you a little young to be drinking alcohol?"
"Yes. Yes I am."
"...Alrighty then. Just don't drink too much!"

ahahaha.

 

[mickey'sbff]

A man and wife were driving down the road after having an argument, and neither one wanted to admitt they were wrong. So when the man drives past a farm and sees a group of pigs and cows, he asks his wife "Relatives of yours?" To this, the wife replies "Yep. In-laws."

 

[marypops!]

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

That was in an episode of Animaniacs

 

[mickey'sbff]

*boy* "I'll catch a grenade for ya."
*Girl* "AWWWW"
*Boy* "I'll jump in front of a train for ya."
*Girl* "AWWWW"
*Boy pulls out earphones* Can you stop saying awww im listening to Bruno Mars

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

I'm getting easily distracted by the Toy Story Marathon on ABC Family

 

[MickeyisBeast]

CassiePoo loves YOU.

 

[mickey'sbff]

I'm getting easily distracted by the Toy Story Marathon on ABC Family

ABC family? Okay! *Dashes to room and turns on tv*

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I just bought The Hunger Games for my Kindle. Only $5!

 

[mickey'sbff]

Ugh! *texts mom during class* Come get me i'm bored!! -15 minutes later- someone calls your name over the intercom. Like If You Wish You Had This Mom.

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

Reach for the skkkkkky~<3

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Ugh! *texts mom during class* Come get me i'm bored!! -15 minutes later- someone calls your name over the intercom. Like If You Wish You Had This Mom.

I have this AUNT.
I text my aunt allll the time during class and if she's not out doing errands she'll come get my early from school

My aunt lives next door to us, and both her boys are in school, and she's a stay at home mom so she has time to come get me from school early. And when she checks me out she'll tell the people in the front office that I'm sick, even though I'm normally not.

Best aunt ever, no?

 

[marypops!]

Wait, Jake Valley and Blake Hills? Those last names have to be intentional...

 

[mickey'sbff]

I need a new book series to read. I just can't can't get into any science fiction or fantasy books.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Scrambled eggs and two pieces of toast. Clearly a very logical afternoon snack.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I need a new book series to read. I just can't can't get into any science fiction or fantasy books.

So what's left? Nonfiction? Have fun with that

You could read Realistic Fiction or Historical Fiction!

 

[marypops!]

I need a new book series to read. I just can't can't get into any science fiction or fantasy books.

I was going to suggest Stoneheart, but it's a fantasy book... But it's still awesome!

"After getting in trouble on a school trip to the Natural History Museum, George takes off in a huff and accidentally breaks off the head of a stone dragon on the side of a wall. This sets off a stone pterodactyl literally peeling itself off the top of the building and following George. As George runs away he sees three stone salamanders too chasing him. During the chase, George bumps into the Gunner, a statue of a World War I soldier who helps him escape the pterodactyl and salamanders. He explains to George that by breaking the stone dragon,he has entered a different world - an un-london - where statues move and talk. The statues that are models of humans have the spirit of that particular person inside of them, enabling them to talk. Being the 'spitting image' of that person, they are called 'spits'. The animal and other creature statues (such as the pterodactyl and the salamanders) have no spirit inside them so cannot talk. They are called taints. There are many worlds and the world George has entered is one where all the statues and sculptures and spits and taints are at war with each other."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

This book is getting nowhere. I NEED A NEW IDEA THAT I CAN GET INTO AND GET REALLY EXCITED ABOUT.

It just feels like everything's been done before...

 

[marypops!]

Yakko: The closest to the Sun
Is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be.

The Earth is next; we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars; it's really red
What more can I say?

The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come
Then there's Saturn with its mighty
Rings made up of tiny crumbs.

We travel on to Neptune
That's a gassy, freezing ball
And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all.

Yakko: (spoken) Well, there you go. That's our solar system.
Wakko: You forgot Uranus.
Yakko: Goodnight, everybody.

 

[LondonUnderground]

you're allowed to just text in class?

and if you want to go home from my school, in a lesson, you say you feel sick, get your homework diary signed, go to student services, sit in the medical room for like, 2 hours, and then they normally send you back to lessons unless you look really ill, then they call your mum.