When I go to Boston to see my cousin who is in college, I will meet Ellsbury and this is how our conversation will go
Me: I dislike your team. You should get out while you can
Ellsbury: No thankyou, I am a very loyal person
Me: Whatever you say. So, I have a friend, and she lives across the pond. AND SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Ellsbury: I would love to meet her.
Yeah Eimear, imma hook you two up.