The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

(Hit it!)

Yo', listen up, have a howler from Ron.
'Naked Mole Rap' is the name of the song. (Word!)
Here's a story in all it's glory.
Ain't hidin' nothin', don't know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus.
Never heard a cat bark,
Never heard a puppy purr,
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur.
So I surfed for hairless pets on the internet,
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing...
Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

I heard'a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
(That's me!)
It seemed to be this good be a solution,
The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution!
So the manager came to open the cage,
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"
"No, i'll keep him in my pocket!"
(Yay-hay!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
(Oh yeah!)
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

(...Ooh, super freaky!)
Guitar baby! Uh! What are we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
I'd smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"

We've heard of Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco.
Always grande size it. Why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it,
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable with our best friend: Kim Possible.
We're not afraid of any attack.
I say "Yo, KP, we've got your back!"

(Hai-yah!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? Super freaky thing!
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

Yeah! This ain't no, no freak-o!
Yeah that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no disco!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no chico/Shego!
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no wrong-o!
Come on y'all it's the naked mole rap.
Listen to the naked mole rat!
(Muah! buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye...)

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Omoidase ba haruka haruka
Mirai wa doko made mo kagayaiteta
Kirei na aozora no ****a de
Bokura wa sukoshi dake obieteita
Natsukashii iro ni
Mado ga
Somaru
Mae wo muitereba
Mata aemasu ka
Mirai wa doko e demo tsuzuite irunda
Ooki na kanban no ****a de
Jidai no utsuroi wo mite itai na
Nido to aenu
Hito ni basho ni
Mado wo akeru
Omoidase ba haruka haharuka
Mirai wa doko made mo kagayaiteta
Kirei na aozora no ****a de
Bokura wa itsumademo nemutte ita
Zutto mae ni suki datta hito
Fuyu ni kodomo ga umareru sou da
Mukashi kara no kimari goto wo
Tama ni utagaitaku naru yo
Zutto wasurerarenakatta no
Nengajou wa shashin tsuki kana
Watashi tachi ni dekinakatte koto wo
Totemo natsukashiku omou yo

my fear my lies aozora no ****a de (ah...)

TRANSLATION

wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
In you and I there's a new land,
Angels in flight
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music will tie
Wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
What's left of me
What's left of me now
I watch you fast asleep,
All I fear means nothing
In you and I there's a new land,
Angels in flight
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music will tie
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
What's left of me
What's left of me
snwod dna spu ynam os
My heart's a battleground
snoitome owt deen I
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
snoitome owt need I
You show me how to see,
That nothing is whole and nothing is broken,
In you and I there's a new land
Angels in flight
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music will tie
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I
What's left of me
What's left of me now
My fears, my lies
Melt away...
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Ooohh yeahh yeah
I'm your basic average girl
And I'm here to save the world
You can't stop me
Cause I'm Kim Pos-si-ble
There is nothin I can't do
When danger calls
Just know that I am on my way

It doesn't matter where or
When there's trouble
If ya just call my name
Kim Possible

Call me, beep me if ya
Wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it's okay
I just can't wait until I hear
My cell phone ring
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything's gonna be alright
Whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me

Message clear, I am here
(Let me reassure you)
I�m never gonna leave you alone
(I am on my way)
You can always count on me
When it gets stuck I�ll help you see
I will help you find your way
(Help you find your way)

It doesn't matter where or
when there's trouble
If ya just call my name

Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it's okay
I just can't wait until I hear
my cell phone ring
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything's gonna be alright
Whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me

Call me, beep me if you
wanna reach me
If you wanna page me it�s okay

Doesn't matter where
Doesn't matter when
I will be there for ya til the very end
Danger or trouble
I'm there on the double
You know that you always can call
Kim Possible
Yeaahh yeaah

Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it's okay
I just can't wait until I hear
my cell phone ring
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything is gonna be alright
Whenever ya need me,
whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it's okay
I just can't wait until I hear
my cell phone ring
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything is gonna be alright
whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me

(Hit it!)

Yo', listen up, have a howler from Ron.
'Naked Mole Rap' is the name of the song. (Word!)
Here's a story in all it's glory.
Ain't hidin' nothin', don't know what the truth is how Ron met Rufus.
Never heard a cat bark,
Never heard a puppy purr,
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur.
So I surfed for hairless pets on the internet,
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing...
Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

I heard'a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
(That's me!)
It seemed to be this good be a solution,
The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution!
So the manager came to open the cage,
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"
"No, i'll keep him in my pocket!"
(Yay-hay!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
(Oh yeah!)
What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

(...Ooh, super freaky!)
Guitar baby! Uh! What are we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
I'd smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"

We've heard of Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco.
Always grande size it. Why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it,
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable with our best friend: Kim Possible.
We're not afraid of any attack.
I say "Yo, KP, we've got your back!"

(Hai-yah!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? Super freaky thing!
(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

Yeah! This ain't no, no freak-o!
Yeah that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no disco!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no chico/Shego!
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
This ain't no, no wrong-o!
Come on y'all it's the naked mole rap.
Listen to the naked mole rat!
(Muah! buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye...)

I still remember the words :')

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Delta Nu's:
Daughter of Delta Nu
Sweetheart it's been 12 days
Please let us help you through...

Margot:
She's eating Milky Ways!

Delta Nu's:
What?! No! etc

Pilar:
Uh uh! Tell me those are fun sized!
I think he should be shot

Serena:
And let me tell you what
I don't think he's that hot

Margot:
I DO!

Serena:
Well You're a slut!

Margot:
Look who is talking!

Pilar:
Oh! Uh uh Three words
Spring Break
Cabo

Delta Nu's:
I know!! I saw her!! etc

Elle:
Girls Girls
Must we all descend into madness

Margot:
Yess...

Elle:
Snap it out, snap it out, snap it out!

Pilar:
Oh hunny
So good to see you
Look we brought you new magazines
We got Town and Country
And you're favorite, the one they named after you
ELLE MAGAZINE!

Margot: Yay!

Elle:
Thanks Pilar
but I think its going to take more
than Elle and Town and Country
to pull me back from my shame spiral

Margot:
Well then sweetie
You are just going to have to hold on
Cuz the new Vogue is not out till next week!

Elle:
AAAHH

Margot:
WHAT!
Don't tell me ponchos are back in!

Elle:
No...Worse!
Its Warner's brother, Payton Hunington IV and his bride!
Pictures from their wedding...look!


Serena:
Muffy Vanderbilt?

Serena, Margot, Pilar:
HAHAHAHA
MUFFY!

Serena: Ew

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SERENA:
Honey what cha crying at
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
And why is she so rude?

MARGOT:
Wipe your tears it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up chin-up it's time to bring

GREEK CHORUS:
A happy attitude
Keep it postive

MARGOT:
As you slap her to the floor

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive

SERENA:
As you pull her hair and call her *****

PILAR:
You can take her in a fight

MARGOT:
You and he will reunite

GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right we're positive

KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!

ELLE:
Girls, Girls
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
Who's got a plan B?

PILAR:
Uh...Me!
Look at her she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance and you won
You off da hizzle G

ELLE:
What?

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive

MARGOT:
Yea! Let out your inner freak

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive

PILAR:
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

MAGROT:
You will wet his appetite

SERENA:
You and he will reunite

GREEK CHOURS:
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're Positive
We're posi..

(SPOKEN)

ELLE:
Omigod you're making me sick!

VIVIAN:
Are we? Warner let's take this back to my place.

(SUNG)

GREEK CHORUS:
AHHH...
Hey
Hey
Hey
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotter
And I bet you're smarter
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't let her steal him
Wake him up like sleeping beauty
You'll turn his head with your red hot booty
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake
WHHHOOOO!!!

(JUNK SHAKING BREAK)

(SPOKEN)

ELLE:
Girls! How is this helping? He's not even here!! He left while we were shaking junk!!
WAIT!
(SUNG)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this too far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carrying on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon

GREEK CHORUS:
WHHOOO!!!

ELLE:
Girls I'm positive
(positive)
Trying not to get upset
But I'm positive
(Positive)
That it's time for me to go brunett

GREEK CHOURS:
WHAT!!!!!

ELLE:
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactally squat
Gotta show him I got more to give
(No, No, No, No)

No I'm Positive
(You're Positive)
I'm Positive
(Positive)
I'm Positive
(Positive really positive)
Positive

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Hoth chocolate Star Wars cookbooks ftw.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

PAULETTE (SPOKEN)
Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions? Love!
(SUNG)
You're lost without your love,
you're heart is on the floor,
I can help you, I've been there before.
When I need to relax,
I just put on some tracks
from this CD I bought for the store.

Celtic Oooh's
(SPOKEN)
Isn't that relaxin'? It's called CELTIC MOODS!
(Sung)
When I'm lonely or feeling dejected,
I play this and it never fails.
I pretend like I'm in Ireland,
with Enya and the whales.

When my telephone gets diconnected,
or I spend ev'ry night alone,
I pretend like I'm in Ireland
where the Irish bagpipes drone.

Smell the grass as a rainstorm has ended,
people smile as I stroll pass their farms
With a red-headed sailor named Brenden,
and we dance without moving our arms.

In bar once I met this guy Dewey
and he bought me like, fourteen beers.
then he told me that he was from Ireland,
so I lived with him ten years.

If I squinted he looked like my sailor,
through my boozey delusional fog.
But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla,
took my trailor and took my dog.

In Ireland they know how to love you,
WRONG:you in the race, in the misty Irish breeze.
CORRECT: you embrace in the misty Irish breeze
And if your Irish boy tires of you,
you're allowed to shoot him in the knees.

Hey! You look like that poster for Ireland,
long blonde hair and that sweet sunny face.
Oh no wait, that's the poster for Sweden,
Oh screw it I'll never see either place.

But a girl sweet as you has a future,
you have hope as each new day dawns.
Girls like you always get to see Ireland,
give my love to the leprechauns.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Paulette:
(spoken) Elle, if a girl like you can't win back her man,
then there is no hope for the rest of us! You go and you fight for him!

(sung) The Irish fear nothing and no one
They keep fightin' 'til everyone's dead
I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'
I just felt like it had to be said

There's a guy at that party who loves you
Something most of us only dream of
You got out there and you get some Ireland
The country of whiskey and love

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle:
All of this time I've planned,
I'd be patient, and,
You would love me again.

You'd come to respect my mind,
and at last you'd find,
You could love me again.

And I have turned my whole world
upside down,
trying not to let you go...
Watching you walk away
is like a fatal blow.

WHOA!

Is that my name up on that list?
Does someone know that I exist?
Is this a mistake?
Am I even awake?
Pinch me now to make sure...

OW!

Is my name in black and white?
Maybe I'm doing something right
WOW! I feel so much better than before.


WARNER!

Sorry I've been a pest
But I guess my best
Was not working with you
But looks like I've found a cure
And I so look forward to working with you

Warner:
What? Working with who?

Elle:
Hey remember when we spent spring break
In the hot tub every night
We said nothing else
Could ever feel so right
Well this might!

Seeing my name up on that list
That beats the first time that we kissed.
You thought I was dumb, but I think that somebody's judgment was poor.
Seeing my name in black and white
It's like making love with you all night
NO WAIT!
It feels so much better
hello much better
its oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
much better
'cause I am so much better than before

Maybe she's what you prefer
But hey last year I was her
Maybe you will change your mind
But you might look up to find
I've gone on to better things
Better jobs or bigger rings
I don't have the time to cry
I'm too busy loving my name up on that list
kind of a cool ironic twist
who else can I tell?
Oh Wait where's my cell?
Mom will fall on the floor

HEY MOM!

Look at my name in black and white
your daughter's doing something right
I feel so much better

I'll be there on monday nine o'clock
and we will see who walks the walk
NO NO I CAN'T WAIT!
I will be there at eight
When they unlock the door

OH OH
I'll even dress in black and white
See I have not begun to fight
And you'll go OH much better and
OH much better
and soon all y'all know much better

I am so much better
I am so much better
I am so much better
than before!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Serena:
Look at my ***
Look at my thighs
I'm cat nip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this
But they can't

(All)
NO!

Serena:
All the boys wanna come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me 'round all day?
Watch me while I walk away

(All)
I bend and snap

(Serena)
Feel how hot it's gettin'

(All)
Bend and snap

(Serena)
And when you got them sweatin'

(All)
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

(Serana)
No tight end
Can defend
Against the bend and snap

(Paulette)
Oh, that's easy for you to say

(Margot)
And you
Girl, if you wanna make the team
Then fake some self-esteem

(Pilar)
The more you jump around and scream
Then the sexier you seem

(Paulette)
Please
Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away

(Margot)
No wait before you walk away
Just...

(All)
Bend and snap

(Paulette)
OW!

(Margot)
Look how good you're getting

(All)
Bend and snap

(Pilar)
I'ma bet right now you sweatin'

(All)
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

(Serena)
So depend
On your friend
Called the...

(All)
Bend...

(Elle)
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink

(Random girl)
Excuse me, would you teach me that
I am tired of living alone with my cat

(Elle)
Sure

(Hair stylist)
Now a days I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the Laker girls
Come on, Paulette

(Margot)
Doesn't this look fun

(Pilar)
Works everytime

(Serena)
Look, do it and we'll go away

(Paulette)
Okay, okay, okay, okay

(All)
Bend and snap

(Guys)
Damn!

(Paulette)
Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like I'm...'

(Guys)
Kickin'

(Paulette)
Finger...'

(Guys)
Lickin'

(Paulette)
Like I'm

(Paulette and guys)
friggin', wicked stunnin'


(Paulette)
Will you pay for stuff I buy

(Guys)
Yes

(Paulette)
And bake me cake and pie

(Guys)
Yes

(Paulette)
And hold me when I cry

(Guys)
Yes

(Paulette)
And I will tell you why
I'm too rockin' to walk away
All the boys come and gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block away
Watchin' how I walk away

(Guys)
We love to watch her walk away

(Paulette)
I bend...

(All)
and snap

(Paulette)
Now look how hot it's gettin'
Bend and...

(All)
and snap

(Paulette)
I'ma bet right now your sweatin'

(All)
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

(Paulette)
I depend on my friend

(All)
Go Paulette, Go Paulette

(Paulette)
I depend on my friend

(All)
Go, go, go Paulette

(Paulette)
I depend on my friend
Called the bend and snap

Riffing

(Everyone)
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap

(Paulette)
I'm goona step aside
I'm goona get me some...KYLE!!!

(Kyle)
Paulette, Did I leave my stylis?

(Everyone)
Bend and snap...

(Paulette)
Aghhh...O CRAP!!!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle:
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

Calahan:
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

Emmett:
But look at his quoft and crispy locks.

Elle:
Look at his silk translucent socks.

Calahan:
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

Elle:
What are we seeing?

Calahan:
Is he gay?

Elle:
Of course he's gay.

Calahan:
Or European?

All:
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Warner:
Well, hey don't look at me.

Vivian:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

All:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Elle:
Oh please.

All:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Warner:
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All:
Is he gay or European?
or

Eden:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk.
That guy's not gay, i say no way.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Elle:
Is automatically-radically

Calahan:
ironically-cronically

Vivian:
scurtinly-curtainly

Warner:
genetically-netically

All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT

Gay or European?

Calahan:
So stylish and relaxed.

All:
Is he gay or European?

Calahan:
I think his chest is waxed.

Vivian:
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

Brooke:
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

All:
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Judge:
But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday.

All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Emmett:
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

Calahan:
The floor is yours.

Emmett:
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?

Ricos:
2 years.

Emmett:
And your first name again is...?

Nicos:
Nicos.

Emmett:
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Nicos:
Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.

Carlos:
You *******!
You lying *******!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.

Nicos:
I'm straight!

Carlos:
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

All:
And European!

Carlos:
He's gay!

All:
And European!

Carlos:
He's gay!

All:
And European and Gay!

Nicos:
Fine okay I'm gay!

All:
Hooray!

Nicos and Carlos:
Fine. Okay. We're gay!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle:
Tack back the books and pack up the clothes
Clear out the room and drop off the key
Leave with what's left of my dignity
Get in the car, and just go.

Chalk it all up to experience,
They said i'd fail but i disagreed
Who could say then where my path would lead?
Well now i know

Back to the sun, back to the shore
Back to what i was before
Back where i'm known
Back in my own very small pond

Laugh with my friends when i arrive
We'll drop the top and just drive.
That's fine with me, just let me be
Legally blonde.


Elle: (sung)
Thanks for your help and for all you've done,
Thank you for treating me decently.

Emmett: (spoken)
what's wrong?

Elle: (sung)
Maybe someday you can visit me
Give me a call, say hello

Emmett: (sung)
Wait, where are you going?

Elle:
I'm sorry i'm letting down everyone.

Emmett:
What brought on this?

Elle:
You did your best with a hopeless case.

Emmett:
That's ludicrous

Both:
You are the best thing about this place.

Emmett:
Now you should know -

Elle: (interuppting, spoken)
-Callahan hit on me

Emmett: (spoken)
He what?

Elle:
He kissed me, he fired me, there's no reason for me to stay


Emmett: (sung)
What about love?
I never mentioned love
The timings bad I know
But perhaps if I'd made it more clear
That you belong right here
You wouldn't have to go
Cause you know that I'm so much in love.
Please don't go.
Please open the door
We both know we're worth so much more.

Elle: (sung at same time as last 3 lines)
Back to the sun, back to the shore.
Back to who i was before.
Lay on the beach, dream within reach
don't stray beyond
some girls fight hard, some face the trial, some girls were just meant to smile

Emmett:
If you can hear, can I just say, how much I want you to stay?

Elle:
It's not up to me
Just let me be
Legally blonde.

Emmett:
I need you to stay.

Elle:
It's not up to me
Just let me be
Legally blonde.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Vocal 1:
Mahalo nui ia Ke Ali`i wahine
`O Lili`ulani `O ka Wo hi ku
Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue Na waiho�o-
lu�u a halikeole�e
E nana na maka i ke ao malama mai
Hawai`i akea i Kaua`i

Vocal 2:
ke Kuini o Hawai`i
ku i ka moku i ke Kalaunu
Na hana a ke aloha Ma`alo
ana i ka ua lana malie
I ka lani malama Ho`ike
mai ana la I ka nani

Vocal 1:
`O Kalakaua he inoa `O Ka pua mae`ole i ka la
Ka pua maila i ka mauna
I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Ke� Ke �amaila i Kilauea
Malamalama i Wahine kapu
A ka luna o Uweka huna
I ka pali kapu o Ka`auea
Ea mai ke ali`i kia manu
Ua wehi ka hulu o kamamo
Ka pua nani a`o Hawai`i `O- Kalakaua he inoa

`O Kalakaua he inoa `O Ka pua mae`ole i ka la
Ka pua maila i ka mauna I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea
Ke`a mai la i Kilauea
Malamalama i Wahinekapu
A ka luna o Uwekahuna
I ka pali kapu o Ka`auea
Mahalo nui ia Ke Ali`i wahine
(ke Kuini o Hawai`i)
`O Lili`ulani Wo ka `O hi ku
(ku i ka moku i ke Kalaunu)
Ea mai ke ali`i kia manu Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo
Ka pua nani a`o Hawai`i
`O Kalakaua he inoa

End Chant
He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua Kulele

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SIMBA:
As you go through life you'll see
There is so much that we
Don't understand

And the only thing we know
Is things don't always go
The way we planned

But you'll see every day
That we'll never turn away
When it seems all your dreams come undone

We will stand by your side
Filled with hope and filled with pride
We are more than we are
We are one

KIARA:
If there's so much I must be
Can I still just be me
The way I am?

Can I trust in my own heart
Or am I just one part
Of some big plan?

SIMBA:
Even those who are gone
Are with us as we go on
Your journey has only begun

Tears of pain, tears of joy
One thing nothing can destroy
Is our pride, deep inside
We are one

We are one, you and I
We are like the earth and sky
One family under the sun

All the wisdom to lead
All the courage that you need
You will find when you see
We are one

 

[AmandaSparks730]

You better work.

CHORUS
You better work! [covergirl]
Work it girl! [give a twirl]
Do your thing . . . on the runway.

Work! [supermodel]
You better work it girl. [all the world]
Wet your lips and smile to the camera.

Work! [turn to the left]
Work! [now turn to the right]
Work! [sacher chanter] x2

VERSE 1
And it don't matter what you wear.
They're checking out your savoir fair
And it don't matta what you do.
Cause everything looks good on you.

*techno voice [supermodel]

CHORUS

I see your picture everywhere.
A million dollar fairytale.
And when you walk into the room
You had everybody's eyes on you.

*techno voice [supermodel]

Linda, work
Naomi [she is fierce]
Christi [foxy lady]
Cindy [I can feel it]
Claudia [set on the cover]
Nicki [work that runway sweetie]

I have one thing to say: sacher, chanter, chanter, chanter,
chanter, chanter, chanter." x2

Whoo

Repeat Verse 1
Repeat Chorus

You betta work, work, work - supermodel
You betta work, work, work.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Hey now, hey now
Hey now, hey now

Have you ever seen such a beautiful night
I could almost kiss the stars for shining so bright
Then I see you smiling as I go oh, oh, oh
I would never want to miss this
Cause in my heart I know what this is

Chorus:
Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
I�ve got somewhere I belong
I�ve got somebody to love
This is what dreams are made of

(Hey now, hey now, hey now this is what dreams are made of)

Have you ever wondered what life is about
You could search the world and never figure it out (figure it out)
You don�t have to sail all the oceans no, no, no
Happiness is no mystery
It�s here and now
It�s you and me, yea

Chorus: x1

(Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now)

Open your eyes (this is what dreams are made of)
Shout to the sky (this is what dreams are made of)
Then I see you smiling as I go oh, oh, oh
Yesterday my life was duller
Now everything's techni-color

Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now,
This is what dreams are made of
I�ve got somewhere I belong
I�ve got somebody to love
This is what dreams, dreams
This is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now (hey, hey, hey)
Hey now (hey, hey, hey)
This is what dreams hey now hey now (hey, hey, hey)
This is what dreams are
Dreams are made of

 

[AmandaSparks730]

This is what you give me to work with?
Well, honey, I've seen worse
We're going to turn this sow's ear
into a silk purse

We'll have you washed and dried
Primped and polished
till you glow with pride
Trust me recipe for instant bride
You'll bring honor to us all

Wait and see
When we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune
And a great hairdo
You'll bring honor to us all

A girl can bring her family
great honor in one way
By striking a good match
And this could be the day

Men want girls with good taste
Calm
Obediant
Who work fast-paced
With good breeding
And a tiny waist
You'll bring honor to us all

We all must serve our Emperor
Who guards us from the Huns
A man by bearing arms
A girl by bearing sons

When we're through
You can't fail
Like a lotus blossom
Soft and pale
How could any fellow
Say "No Sale"
You'll bring honor to us all

There - you're ready
Not yet
An apple for serenity
A pendant for balance
Beads of jade for beauty
You must proudly show it
Now add a cricket just for luck
And even you can't blow it

Ancestors
Hear my plea
Help me not to make a
fool of me
And to not uproot
my family tree
Keep my father standing tall

Scarier than the undertaker
We are meeting our matchmaker
Destiny
Guard our girls
And our future
as it fast unfurls
Please look kindly on
these cultured pearls
Each a perfect porcelain doll

Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us all

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you

I'm never gonna catch
my breath
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us
till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order
and you might survive
You're unsuited for
the rage of war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a man
out of you?

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Look at me
I will never pass for a perfect bride
Or a perfect daughter
Can it be
I'm not meant to play this part?
Now I see
That if I were truly to be myself
I would break my family's heart

Who is that girl I see
Staring straight right at me?
Why is my reflection
Someone I don't know?
Somehow I cannot hide
Who I am
Though I've tried
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Pete:
He has the head of a camel,
the neck of a crocodile

Nora:
It sounds rather strange

Pete:
He's both a fish and a mammal
And I hope he'll never change
'Cause it's not easy
To find someone who cares

Nora:
It's not easy to find magic in pairs

Pete:
I'm glad I found him
I love him, I won't let him get away
'Cause it's not easy.

Nora:
You say the head of a camel
The neck of a crocodile

Pete: And the ears of a cow!

Nora:
It's clear that friends can be different
Yes, I understand you now

Both:
It's not easy to find someone who cares
It's not easy to find magic in pairs

Nora:
Now that you have him, hold him
Treasure him from day to day.
It's so easy.

Nora:
Life is lollipops and raindrops with the one you love
Someone you can always be with
Argue and agree with

Pete:
Climb the highest tree with.

Both:
It's not easy to share somebody's dream
It gets easy
When you work as a team

Nora:
You've got to tend it, fan it

Pete:
That's what I plan to do.
Oh, I had one friend by my side....
Now I have two...
Him and you...

Nora: Him and me...

Both: And it's so easy.