The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle: I'm reading about the LSAT's
Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...

 

[LondonUnderground]

Sweetie, they don't get married at Fenway, XD.

They get married in D.C., but whilst standing on Fenway's home plate, haha.

WELL I HAVEN'T SEEN ALL OF THE SECOND ONE, just the bit when she's like 'woooo we're getting married at fenwayyyy!' xD

omg ahaha!
I was pretty lucky, I joined in the summer of '08 and the place was booming so I was always talking to someone!
Someone had to take you under their wings didn't they you essex girl? ;D
n'awh thanks chick My last wall-post on Ellie's wall was me raging about this cow from tumblr who thinks she's brilliant because she goes to grammar school. I'm just like can you please shut up. BUT I KNOW NOT ALL YOU GRAMMAR SCHOOL KIDZ ARE LIKE THAT
her new hair looks awesome, right? it really suits her. dublin is awesome. <3

yes xD me and my little Essex ways xD
no problem! and, 'sup br0' xD
I just hope you don't see the facebook group I joined xD 'grammar school students aren't arrogant, we're genuinely better that you'
LMAO xD
yes! it does! I want it -_- xD
Dublin ftwwwww <3 I have to say the only bad bit was having to sleep on a fold up bed xD
but it was actually such nice weather when we were there! and did you go to the RDS for the rugby? cause we went there for Macca! it's so nice there, especially the little green bit outside

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no
Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

 

[LondonUnderground]

iiiiM GUiiiN iiiN A MiiiiNUTE YOU GUYS <3

did you like my cool kid impression there? xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]
Elle: He's gay! Enrique is gay!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[Elle is presiding at her sorority meeting]
Elle: It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye".
Entire Sorority Group: Aye.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?

that's where I wanna go! Harvard Law School
I think xD
I might go into law...
or cake making, you never know xDDDD

 

[Smiley.Socks]

yes xD me and my little Essex ways xD
no problem! and, 'sup br0' xD
I just hope you don't see the facebook group I joined xD 'grammar school students aren't arrogant, we're genuinely better that you'
LMAO xD
yes! it does! I want it -_- xD
Dublin ftwwwww <3 I have to say the only bad bit was having to sleep on a fold up bed xD
but it was actually such nice weather when we were there! and did you go to the RDS for the rugby? cause we went there for Macca! it's so nice there, especially the little green bit outside

yes
'sup br0. br0 is like our favourite word, we say it all the time. and yesterday I had to record myself saying 'dull and full' for her because she thinks they rhyme.. they don't.
well I don't care when you say it cause I like you, silly! I actually can't stand this other girl but she likes me so I'm like yup.
<3
yeah, we went to the RDS! it's such an awesome ground, but our seats were terrible because the opposition team conned us with the seats. but heyho.
it must've been a brilliant concert venue! and yes the little grass thing! that was cute.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...
Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
Emmett: Right.
[Everyone gasps/laughs]
Enrique Salvatore: Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.
Chuck: YOU *****.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Elle: [on video essay] ... and that's why you should vote for me. Elle Woods: future lawyer for the class of 2004.
Admissions Guy: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs.
Head of Admissions: Fashion major?
Admissions Guy: Well sir we've never had one before and aren't we always looking for diversity?
Admissions Guy: Her list of extra-curricular activities is impressive.
Head of Admissions: She was in a Ricky Martin video.
Admissions Guy: Clearly, she's interested in music.
Head of Admissions: She also designed a line of faux-fur panties for her sorority's charity project.
Admissions Guy: Uh huh, she's a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist.
Head of Admissions: Elle Woods.
[pause]
Head of Admissions: Welcome to Harvard.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

oh god guys I made a 'serious' blog.
http://inadequateallalong.tumblr.com/
if any of you have read my destroyedbymadness one you'll know this is a huge difference omg.

 

[LondonUnderground]

yes
'sup br0. br0 is like our favourite word, we say it all the time. and yesterday I had to record myself saying 'dull and full' for her because she thinks they rhyme.. they don't.
well I don't care when you say it cause I like you, silly! I actually can't stand this other girl but she likes me so I'm like yup.
<3
yeah, we went to the RDS! it's such an awesome ground, but our seats were terrible because the opposition team conned us with the seats. but heyho.
it must've been a brilliant concert venue! and yes the little grass thing! that was cute.

xD
aw thankyou! oh, and I forgot to tell you, you looked really pretty in those pictures before that concert
yes! they filled all the seats and pretty much most of the grounds with standing room
they had good food on the little green bit xD we had Johnny Rockets!
nom
anyway, I'm gonna go now!
...and try and get through tomorrow on 4 hours sleep yay
xD I have an alarm set for 6 45am. ugh.
ayyyy.
see ya guyss! talk soon m'dearies.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Reese Witherspoon was pregnant during filming.