The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[MickeyisBeast]

Mulan is the best disney princess.She joined the army, made everyone think she was a guy, made the captain think he was gay, totally defeated the huns and saved china. All sleeping beauty did is wake up.


No, facebook, Mulan is not a princess. She did not marry into royalty. She married that Shang dude. He's a general, not part of the Chinese dynasty... Sleeping Beauty married Prince Phillip, who is a prince... so... that makes her a princess

 

[LondonUnderground]

must get 7600 tonight !

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"noh ss!w !". Read it upside down!

 

[LondonUnderground]

OMG
i cannot wait to see that new movie, Tangled :'D

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"Dont text him." "im not." "you texted him didnt you?" "...yeah/:"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I miss licking it, I miss sucking it, I miss slurping the sticky wet juices off it. DAMN IT!! I wish I didn't drop my popsicle!!!

xD That's a good one!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys they'd just walk around naked at all times."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

The only way to distract a boy from playing COD is to ask him if he wants a sandwich

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Seeing photos of the one you love, knowing you can never be with them

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear algebra, stop making me find your X! She's not coming back...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Black people started wearing their pants low.. white people started calling it "saggin" .. whats "saggin" spell backwards ? Those tricky white people

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Being hugged from behind like with his arms around your tummy <3

 

[MickeyisBeast]

* I'm an entrepreneur* "Your unemployed..." *I wouldn't say that.* "What would you say?" *That I'm an entrepreneur* "Well then what was your latest preneur?" *I founded an internet company that lets folks download and share music for free* "Kinda like napster.." *Exactly like napster* "What do you mean?" *I founded napster* "Sean Parker founded napster" *Nice to meet you*

 

[marypops!]

I guess it's just a girl thing.
You mean like wearing a skirt over jeans?
Yeah, what's up with that?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Some kids were dropped as a baby ... you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, hitting the wall, and tossed out the window..

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Okay, so there are 10 fish. 2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left? stop counting you idiot. fish cant drown.

 

[LondonUnderground]

I POSTED THAT ONE THE OTHER DAY xD

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Kids laugh during Disney movies because they don't know whats going on, Adults laugh during Disney movies because of all the dirty jokes

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Charlie:"You can eat the grass?"
Willy Wonka:"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies"

xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.