The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[AmandaSparks730]

I figured



Heheee... they don't win a lot xD



I like the one where they throw themselves at each other!
American Football > Soccer

I hate soccer... the only reason I find it a tad bit interesting is because RSF plays it... he plays lacrosse too though, and I find that boring also xD



I AGREE.

"Hey, when's the Tackle game on?"

"Hey, what's your favourite Tackle team?"

"Tackle is my favourite sport!"

"What do you play?" "Oh, I play Tackle!"

See, it's catching.

 

[LondonUnderground]

I figured



Heheee... they don't win a lot xD



I like the one where they throw themselves at each other!
American Football > Soccer

I hate soccer... the only reason I find it a tad bit interesting is because RSF plays it... he plays lacrosse too though, and I find that boring also xD



I AGREE.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Willy Wonka's colorful cane is actually filled with Nerds candy, which are sold under the Willy Wonka brand.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Welcome Puppets: Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier weeeeee / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, everybody give a cheer / He's modest, clever, and so smart, he barely can restrain it / With so much generosity, there is no way to contain it, to contain it, to contain... to contain... to contain... Hooray! / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's the one that you're about to meet / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's the genius who just can't be beat / The magician and the chocolate whiz / The best darn guy who ever lived / Willy Wonka, here he is!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

 

[LondonUnderground]

somebody buy me a Brady jersey? xD
imonna wear it as a nightshirt.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Grandpa George: The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
Grandma Josephine: Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
Grandpa George: Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat.
German Reporter: Augustus!
Augustus Gloop: [Augustus appears and cameras flash] I'm eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut, or walnut, or peanut butter, or nougat, or butter brittle, or caramel, or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mr. Salt: [as the squirrels take Veruca] Where are they taking her?
Willy Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go, to the garbage chute.
Mr. Salt: Where does the chute go?
Willy Wonka: To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on Tuesdays.
Mike Teavee: Today *is* Tuesday.
Willy Wonka: [after a pause] Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Grandma Josephine: [watching Violet Beauregarde on TV] What a beastly girl.
Grandma Georgina: Despicable.
Grandpa George: You don't know what we're talking about.
Grandma Georgina: [pause] Dragonflies?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Grandpa Joe: I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. I used to work for him, you know.
Charlie Bucket: You did?
Grandpa Joe: I did.
Grandma Josephine: He did.
Grandpa George: He did.
Grandma Georgina: I love grapes.

 

[LondonUnderground]

I hate the way whenever something is funny, the populars all say 'omg I just weed!'
I think it's weeeeeird xD
and if they are upset about something they say 'waaaaa!'
xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mrs. Gloop: Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to?
Willy Wonka: That pipe, it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge.
Mrs. Gloop: Then he will be made into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?
Willy Wonka: No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"Hey, when's the Tackle game on?"

"Hey, what's your favourite Tackle team?"

"Tackle is my favourite sport!"

"What do you play?" "Oh, I play Tackle!"

See, it's catching.

Haha xD

I don't get why they named it football... why would you do that if there's already another sport that's called football. Even if we do call it soccer. You don't even use your feet in football! Except when you punt it or the other few times.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Willy Wonka: The waterfall is most important! Mixes the chocolate, churns it up, makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world m-
Veruca Salt: You already said that.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I've got to go, night

 

[LondonUnderground]

byeee!

 

[LondonUnderground]

OMG

I hit 7500 and I didn't realise

THE FAILPARTY HAS BEGUN xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

I have been on the dis for one year and six months ;D

 

[DisneyRockstar]

 

[LondonUnderground]

uh, guys, this isn't gonna be like last night where one person said they were going and then everyone logged off again? xD