The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[LondonUnderground]

ugh
this is the first time I got on since that last post with continuous refreshing...

I might not be here much tonight guys, sorry ):

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Jessica Lopez: I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!
[dives backwards in her wheelchair into the crowd of girls]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Homeschooled Boy: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

 

[LondonUnderground]

wow, it actually loaded pretty quickly this time...

 

[DisneyRockstar]

It's a Feel good song!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history.
Damian: Say crack again.
Janis: Crack.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Damian: My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your nanna and I have that in common.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Chara scores!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Kevin Gnapoor: Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang!
Cady: Did you just say "thang"?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
[cut off]
Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that's enough!
Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody!
Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the power of 3!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mr. Duvall: Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. She just moved here all the way from Africa.
Ms. Norbury: [to black Michigan girl] Welcome!
Michigan Girl: [offended] I'm from Michigan!
Ms. Norbury: Great!

 

[CowboyErin]

SNOOPY:
Yesterday, I was a dog. Today, I'm a dog. Tomorrow, I'll probably still be a dog. There's just so little hope of advancement.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Crying Girl: [reading from paper] I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
[about to cry]
Damian: [shouting from back] She doesn't even go here!
Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?
Crying Girl: No... I just have a lot of feelings...
Ms. Norbury: Ok go home...
[girl walks off stage]
Ms. Norbury: Next!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Cady: [voiceover] In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.

 

[CowboyErin]

LUCY:
Today is April fools day Charlie Brown. I think I'll play a little trick on you. I think I'll try a little trick. You understand what I'm saying don't you? You understand this is April fools day? You sure? I want to be certain you understand. Okay! Hey Charlie Brown, guess what! That little red-haired girl is over there and she wants to give you a hug and kiss.

CHARLIE BROWN:
Really? Wow, this is fantastic!

LUCY:
April fool!! Just like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Gretchen: Growing up female in this world is not easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put up for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are still made to live in tents during the time of their menses.
Karen: Ew!
Gretchen: And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, seven out of ten girls have a negative body image.
Regina George: Who cares? Six of those girls are right!

 

[CowboyErin]

LINUS:
Snoopy! Do you see this stick? I, the human being, will throw the stick and you, the dog, will retrieve it.

SNOOPY:
I, the dog, could not be less interested.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

I can't believe them!