The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[AmandaSparks730]

LOL
he is so fwuffy! and cuuuuuute! aw.!
i need to give him a hug.

Good luck with that! He's not big on hugs/cuddling.

Though he does sleep on my bed 9/10 nights in the winter.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Willy Wonka: [making a mysterious formula] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: [as Mr. Wonka drinks the formula] That's 105%!
Mr. Beauregarde: Any good?
Willy Wonka: [smacks his lips, then speaks thinly] Yes.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you - and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
Willy Wonka: *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Ewww, don't lick his face.

LICKING HIS LIPS IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE THOUGH.

xD

SMOOTH OR CHUNKAAAAY?! xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

xD

SMOOTH OR CHUNKAAAAY?! xD

Eww, chunky ain't sexxyy. Smooth like a baby's butt!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Veruca Salt: I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy!
Mr. Salt: I know, angel. We're doing the best we can. I've got every girl in the place to start hunting for you.
Veruca Salt: All right, where is it? Why haven't they found it?
Mr. Salt: Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician! Give me time!
Veruca Salt: I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps down there?
Mr. Salt: For five days now, the entire flipping factory's been on the job. They haven't shelled a peanut in there since Monday. They've been shelling flaming chocolate bars from dawn till dusk!
Veruca Salt: Make them work nights!

 

[wdwllamadancer]

Darren Criss starts on Glee on 9 Nov.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Computer Operator: [desperate] I am now telling the computer *exactly* what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mr. Salt: Quite a nice little canoe you got there, Wonka.
Willy Wonka: All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. All aboard, everybody.
Mr. Salt: Ladies first, and that means Veruca.
Grandpa Joe: [to Charlie] If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

FBI Agent: Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars.
Mrs. Curtis: [after a long pause] How long will they give me to think it over?

 

[DisneyRockstar]

The college fair was great!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mrs. Gloop: Don't just stand there, do something!
Willy Wonka: [unenthusiastically] Help. Police, Murder.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

The college fair was great!

Where are you thinking of going/checking out?

(HINT: Don't bother looking at anything in RI with the exception of RISD and Brown, XD)

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mrs. Gloop: Help, Mr. Wonka, help! I'm getting squashed. Save me!
Willy Wonka: Is it my soul that calls upon my name?

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I just responded, you freak



Ooohh, Eimear. I'm surprised you're able to function this week, XD.



Have we acquired the green sparkly non-pukey Elphaba emerald costumes yet?

YES! I'll get a pic soon.

Sorry loves. I disappeared for a bit. Boyfriend and I are back now!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Grandpa Joe: Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What's that?
Grandpa Joe: Veruca went first.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Eww, chunky ain't sexxyy. Smooth like a baby's butt!

LETS AVERT THIS CONVERSATION NOW xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

YES! I'll get a pic soon.

Sorry loves. I disappeared for a bit. Boyfriend and I are back now!

Hola to Boyfriend!

And yay for the costumes! Are they exactly as I ordered you to order your minions to get?