The Random Thread and the Deathly Hallows Part I...Blue and Towel

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I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"
The government, the promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
 

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!
 
Ohmygosh, I'd get a smack across the face if I refused the Eucharist. Then the sisters would "yell" at me in their weird accents

Yeah I got an ear full from the priest. I told him I wasn't going to because the rules are ridiculous. Then before I left I asked for a high five and he gave me a death stare like I've never seen before xD
 
AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN!

nom dunkin White hot chocolate and chocolate glazed donut

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN

gah I want now xD

oh well, roast dinner soon :D
 
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
 
woop! I still remember my holy communion

That wine was MINGING xD

I remember when I made my Communion in 2nd grade.. and that was such a big deal xD And then I made my Confirmation last year...

Eww, the wine is terrible. I wish we had grape juice like other churches. I just get the bread, not the wine. We're allowed to do that, thankfully. I'd hate to have to have a sip of wine from a cup where everyone drinks from. That's so nasty, even if they do wipe it off after they drink. IDC, those people's germs are still on there. I'm okay with just getting the body, I don't need the blood xD
 
Yeah I got an ear full from the priest. I told him I wasn't going to because the rules are ridiculous. Then before I left I asked for a high five and he gave me a death stare like I've never seen before xD

LOL

when I did my communion, when the priest held up his hand to bless us, this little boy high fived him!
I was like LOL
 
Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!
 
Let me explain it for you.
Virginians absolutely despise West Virginians.

Why?
I thought y'all would be like BFFs to each other

Yeah I got an ear full from the priest. I told him I wasn't going to because the rules are ridiculous. Then before I left I asked for a high five and he gave me a death stare like I've never seen before xD

If I were you, I'd be DEAD right now.
Why are the rules ridiculous?
 
I remember when I made my Communion in 2nd grade.. and that was such a big deal xD And then I made my Confirmation last year...

Eww, the wine is terrible. I wish we had grape juice like other churches. I just get the bread, not the wine. We're allowed to do that, thankfully. I'd hate to have to have a sip of wine from a cup where everyone drinks from. That's so nasty, even if they do wipe it off after they drink. IDC, those people's germs are still on there. I'm okay with just getting the body, I don't need the blood xD

haha ikr!

I didn't actually drink it, I just tipped it up a bit an hoped nobody would notice LOL
 
A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!



Let me explain the Virginia mentality: Virginia. Good, refined, classy. West Virginia is where you go to be a hick. Maryland is where you go to get shot.
 
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