The Random Thread and the Deathly Hallows Part I...Blue and Towel

[LondonUnderground]

tum tumty tum tum

 

[poohbearluver]

Arrrg. It be talk like a pirate day.

 

[LondonUnderground]

I want Regina pizzeria pizza.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine,
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And the bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"
The government, the promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!

And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!

A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!

And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He followed on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat
But cutbacks were a'coming and the Mountie lost his job
So now he's sailing with us, and we call him Salty Bob!

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (SCREW IT!!)
Sailin down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas
If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, Pirate life's appealing but you just don't find it here,
I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way!

Well, winter is a'comin' and a chill is in the breeze
My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go
I hear there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

 

[poohbearluver]

Grace!!!

Allie! I missed you this morning. ):
But now you're here!

 

[DISKATER69]

I just saw a KFC commercial. Who thought of the double down!? It has no bun and is filled with fatty disgustingness

 

[LondonUnderground]

GET ME MY DINNERRREE

xD

oh how I hate homework

 

[AstroAlphamatt]

So. Today I went to McDonald's and as anyone knows their staff is a bunch of mentally challenged hispanics (well in my case they are.) I placed my order for me and a friend: a BigMac meal and a Quarter Pounder meal. The total was over the amount I had so I asked him to make it a small size. Turns out we got large sizes and an extra BigMac...

 

[LondonUnderground]

Burger king is the WORST

I went there xD

 

[DancingAllie]

Allie! I missed you this morning. ):
But now you're here!

I was doing homework!!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Worst. Screen. Ever.

BTW y'all would like the Arrogant Worms

 

[DISKATER69]

So. Today I went to McDonald's and as anyone knows their staff is a bunch of mentally challenged hispanics (well in my case they are.) I placed my order for me and a friend: a BigMac meal and a Quarter Pounder meal. The total was over the amount I had so I asked him to make it a small size. Turns out we got large sizes and an extra BigMac...

Hmm....guess I'm not "anyone" xD

 

[poohbearluver]

OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Guess what

...


I just went to the store and purchased some blue towels!!!!
xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

Out of KFC, McDonalds and Burger King

my order is
McDonalds, KFC, then Burger King

 

[DancingAllie]

OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Guess what

...


I just went to the store and purchased some blue towels!!!!
xD

Lolz Grace!

 

[LondonUnderground]

OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Guess what

...


I just went to the store and purchased some blue towels!!!!
xD

LOL

YOU GO GRACE!

xD
I wonder if the gang will make an appearance today?

 

[DISKATER69]

Worst. Screen. Ever.

BTW y'all would like the Arrogant Worms

Apparently you have a message. I hardly ever get those xD

 

[MickeyisBeast]

haha ikr!

I didn't actually drink it, I just tipped it up a bit an hoped nobody would notice LOL

OMG that's what I did on my communion too!

 

[poohbearluver]

Worst. Screen. Ever.

BTW y'all would like the Arrogant Worms

Did you check that notification...?
JK, I just kinda saw it in the corner.

 

[AstroAlphamatt]

Hmm....guess I'm not "anyone" xD

I guess you're lucky then haha. Or I am for getting a free BigMac..