When the fire bell goes off in a crap lesson

"Your hair is a mess" " So is your face."
I LOVE RIVERISLAND <3
EVERY PHONE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME CHARGER!!
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!... lol jk, oxygen helps too.
"Where's Hollister?" *sniff* ...That way.
I have a six pack... It's just protected by a layer of fat
Deep down, we've all wanted to try a real Krabby Patty.
Dear Canada, you can take your Justin Bieber back, we don't want her.
its not volcanic ash, it's Tottenham dusting their trophy cabinet.
I don't care if your son is 3, I'm not giving up this swing. Thanks.
I say "bye" at the end of a phone conversation more than once.
I want a substitute teacher like Jack Black.
i lived the 2000-2010 decade.
The smell of Abercrombie and Hollister.
Volcanic ash. That's why mums don't go to Iceland.
Mr. Chav, your car may sound like a Lamborghini but its still a Ford Fiesta.
PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT
I make a fool of myself on a daily basis
when you realize you over slept you jump off the bed like a ninja
Maybe it's Maybelline or MAYBE SHE'S WEARING FAKE EYELASHES!
Hey teacher, i can talk AND do my work AT THE SAME TIME!!!
I don't know how to respond to the staff at Hollister.
"I like your accent!" "What accent?" That accent!" "I have an accent?"
The Smell Of New Hollister Clothes

The Awkward Moment When You Get the Lyrics Wrong to a Song
I irritate you on purpose because I think it's funny.