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[AmandaSparks730]

Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
[Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space]
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Sleeping Beauty: [Snaps awake] Waiting to be rescued.
[falls back asleep]

 

[nerdylightbulb]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Shrek: Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you di'n't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll - I'll know it's wack!
[Shrek gets hit in the face with a branch that Artie had evidently pulled back]
Artie: Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

 

[LondonUnderground]

tired. and it's 11 15, so ima go. SPEAK TOMORROW Y'ALL.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Cinderella: [after hearing the Puss and Donkey speak after changing bodies] I don't get it.
Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Gingy: [At Fiona's baby shower, giving her a baby carrier] The baby's gonna love it because I do!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Cheerleader: Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something.
Shrek: Excuse me?
Cheerleader: It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Captain Hook: [looming over a young boy threateningly with his hook] Well, well, Peter Pan!
Boy's Mother: His name's not Peter!
Captain Hook: Shut it, Wendy.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Can I...hug you? Right now?

BEST. SONG. EVAAA. Well, from SA, anyway.

AND YOU KNOW IT! AND POSTED IT!

i was listening to it.................again lol.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Shrek: [to Charming] Those are some nice leotards, though
Prince Charming: Oh, thank you.
Shrek: Do they have those in men's sizes?
[audience laughs]

 

[marypops!]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

i was listening to it.................again lol.

John Gallagher, Jr.

Lauren Pritchard

JGJ + Lauren Pritchard

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Merlin: Now, look into the fire and tell me what you see.
Donkey: Ooh, charades! I see a chocolate waffle with cinnamon swirls.
Merlin: Okay, monster. Go for it.
[Shrek looks into the smoke, sees a baby carriage; tries to blow it away]
Shrek: Uh... I see a rainbow pony.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sometimes I wonder where I've been
Who I am
Do I fit in.
Make believin' is hard alone,
Out here on my own

We're always provin' who we are
Always reachin' for the risin' star
To guide me far
And shine me home
Out here on my own

When I'm down and feelin' blue
I close my eyes so I can be with you
Oh, baby, be strong for me
Baby, belong to me
Help me through
Help me need you

Until the morning sun appears
Making light of all my fears
I dry the tears
I've never shown
Out here on my own

When I'm down and feelin' blue
I close my eyes so I can be with you
Oh, baby, be strong for me
Baby, belong to me
Help me through
Help me need you

Sometimes I wonder where I've been
Who I am
Do I fit in
I may not win
But I can't be thrown
Out here on my own
On my own

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Shrek is a 2001 American animated comedy film directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson and starring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, the film was produced by DreamWorks Animation. Shrek was the first film to win an Academy Award for Best Animated Feature, a category introduced in 2001. It was released on VHS and DVD on November 2, 2001.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAPlmEHo9QQ

OH.MY.GOD.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Just finished a literary analysis for next semester.
Ahead of the game and they keep giving me work, I wonder how people can deal with the pressure if they don't do stuff early.

I just finished reading Frankenstein last week, it was really good. We watched some of Young Frankenstein in english today with Gene Wilder. It was so funny. I almost cried.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Shrek (Mike Myers), a green ogre that has always enjoyed living in peaceful solitude in his swamp, finds his life disrupted when numerous fairytale beings, including Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, and Donkey (Eddie Murphy), are forced into the swamp by order of the obsessive Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow).

Shrek leaves the swamp to ask Farquaad for the return of his privacy, with Donkey tagging along. Meanwhile, Farquaad tortures the Gingerbread Man into revealing the whereabouts of the remaining fairytale creatures until his guards rush in with an object Farquaad has been searching for: the Magic Mirror. The Mirror tells him that Farquaad can only become a real king by marrying a princess. The Mirror gives him three princesses to choose from including Cinderella, Snow White, and Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz). Farquaad chooses Fiona and silences the Mirror before he can mention "the little thing that happens at night".

Shrek and Donkey arrive at Farquaad's palace in Duloc, where they find themselves in the midst of a tournament; the winner will have the "privilege" of attempting to rescue Fiona from a castle surrounded by lava and protected by a fire-breathing dragon so that Farquaad may marry her. Shrek (with some help from Donkey) easily beats the other knights in a fashion that resembles a wrestling match and Farquaad agrees to remove the fairytale creatures from the swamp if Shrek rescues Fiona.

 

[marypops!]

I wanted to find out what happens in the last ever Hannah Montana episode, so I looked it up on YouTube... Luckily, the main thing happens in the last video, right near the beginning of it, so I didn't have to suffer too much.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Just finished a literary analysis for next semester.
Ahead of the game and they keep giving me work, I wonder how people can deal with the pressure if they don't do stuff early.

I just finished reading Frankenstein last week, it was really good. We watched some of Young Frankenstein in english today with Gene Wilder. It was so funny. I almost cried.

Ooh, I watched Young Frankenstein for a Physics paper last summer! Loved it!