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[ReelBigFish419]

yay, just remembered im going to best buy tomorrow to return some headphones that i, i mean they broke by themselves the week i got them.

 

[PigletGurl]

u headphones breaker!

 

[ReelBigFish419]

haha, ive been through like 4-5 in the past year or so. me and headphones apparently dont mix well.

 

[PigletGurl]

im a thread killer and ure a headphone killer! awesome!

and chase is a kitty fish killer!

 

[PigletGurl]

i think the ground just shook.

 

[PigletGurl]

why am i not sleepy? lol

its nearly 1am !

 

[PigletGurl]

-sigh-

i give up lol

 

[Cassidy]

blah.

 

[PigletGurl]

i like ur sig

 

[iloveyou_belle]

you know you're californian when:

You, along with everyone else hate cops

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro/brah" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."

You know 65 mph really means 100.

When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase.

Our governor can kick your governors ***.

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.

You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll". No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

We got Disneyland....WUT NOW!!!

We have The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf which is way better than Starbucks.

We call it soda, not pop.

No one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You were born somewhere else.

Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.

You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

 

[ReelBigFish419]

great, i think im having another one of those "i think i should be on medication" nights.

damnt

 

[ReelBigFish419]

you know you're californian when:

You, along with everyone else hate cops

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro/brah" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."

You know 65 mph really means 100.

When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase.

Our governor can kick your governors ***.

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.

You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll". No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

We got Disneyland....WUT NOW!!!

We have The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf which is way better than Starbucks.

We call it soda, not pop.

No one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You were born somewhere else.

Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.

You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

I should make one of those things for Jersey. it would be short, that's for sure.

 

[PigletGurl]

but ure not californian!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahha that was sooo funny!

 

[ReelBigFish419]

You know you're from New Jersey when you:

don't call yourself a new jerseyian (or anything along those lines)

you don't say "joisey". i have yet to see someone legitimetly talk like that and when i do, i will laugh and laugh and laugh.

chances are you/someone in your family works in new york (city).

you call it the beach, not the shore (unless your a benny)

you know its called the parkway and the turnpike. not the freeway

"the garden state" is false advertising

you know that the safest and the most dangerous towns in the u.s. are only a county apart

your a devils/nets/ny sports team fan

chances are you moved from ny to nj

thats all i got for now.

 

[PigletGurl]

i found this lol

ou Know You’re Puerto Rican If …

You’ve ever used your lips to point something out.

You’ve ever been hit with “chancletas”, “la correa”, or the cord

of “la plancha”.

You get really scared whenever someone mentions “El Cuuuuuco!!!”

You’ve gone to Titi’s house and passed through the “bead

curtain” in the living room.

You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking

up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV.

Your mother has a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha or elephant in her

living room.

Almost everyone you know is nicknamed “mira”.

You’ve eaten “esporsoda” with butter.

You have a perpetually drunk neighbor.

You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the

‘clack-clack’ of her “chancletas”.

Someone in you family is name “Maria”.

You have actually met several people named “Jesus”.

You treat fevers with “alcoholado”.

You know “Don Francisco” from “Sabado Gigante”.

You need a cup of coffee after every meal.

One of your aunts weighs over 300 pounds.

You have a delinquent cousin.

Your uncle owns more gold than the jewelry shop down the street.

You’ve sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it,

and there’s a person shouting “Subete que caben mas!”.

You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car come June.

You’ve sung “Japi Beldei Two Yuuuu” more than you care to

remember.

You know at least four of your last names.

You scrunch up your nose to ask a silent “que ?”.

You’ve ever left grass out for the camels on the night of Jan.

6th., instead of leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus on

Christmas.

You remember Ricky Martin as the little one from Menudo.

You were raised on Goya products (Si es Goya, tiene que ser

bueno).

You consider the bad luck day to be “Tuesday” (not Friday the

13th).

You ever wished El Chapulin Colorado would come and save you.

You’ve dropped food on the floor, picked it up, and eaten it

after saying “lo que no mata engorda”.

Your sofa or rug is covered in plastic.

You start clapping when your plane hits the runway.

Your cousins have “original” names, like a blend of their

parent’s names (ViMari = Victor + Maria)

Your mother, tia, or hermana’s hair is black cherry, “sun in”

red, or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.

You go to a wedding or Quinceanera party, gossip about how bad

the food is, but take a plate to go.

You can dance to merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.

You think Christina can beat Oprah any day.

You can get to your house blindfolded because the smell of

chuletas is SO strong.

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner

when you live in a one bedroom apartment.

Telenovenas have the status of holy ceremonies.

You think platanos are a whole separate food group.

You have a picture of “Cristo” in your house.

You think your name begins like this: “Ave Maria Purisima,

__________”.

You walk around saying “Chacho”, or “Chacha” or “Ay Bendito”.

Others tell you to stop screaming when you’re really talking.

You know someone who drives a “Cheby”.

You call all sneakers “tenis”.

All breakfast cereals are called “Con Fley”.

All tissue papers are called “Klinex”.

All brands of diapers are called “Pampel”.

A balanced meal consists of rice and beans and some kind of meat.

You know the difference between “Carolina Rice” and everything

else.

You appreciate the difference between “Agua de Florida” and

“Superior 70″.

You have a great uncle that had more than three wives.

You’ve put a penny on your forehead to stop a nosebleed.

Your mother has put a balled up piece of thread on your baby

cousin’s forehead to stop her hiccups.

The thought of eating fried pork intestines filled with blood

and rice reminds you of Christmas.

You have at least 30 cousins. At least!

You know how to drive an “estandar” or “estic chift” car.

You can tell the difference between “Cafe Crema” and “Bustelo”.

And last, but not least:

Your grandmother thinks Vick’s Vapor Rub is the miracle cure for

everything!

 

[iloveyou_belle]

but ure not californian!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahha that was sooo funny!

i am now. 714 baby!!!

 

[PigletGurl]

LMAO its all true


if ure in a plane and random people start clapping, it is highly likely they are puerto ricans!! ive never seens lots of americans clap when they land in a plane lol

 

[PigletGurl]

puerto ricans are hilarious!

 

[ReelBigFish419]

Found one:

1. You refer to the beach as the shore. (only if your a benny btw)
2. You know what a Wawa is, and you know the location of at least 15 of them.
3. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.
4. You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.
5. You've run out of money on the Parkway.
6. You still haven't seen that many gardens.
7. You still can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.
8. There are no self serve gas stations.
9. You know what a "jug handle" is.
10. You only go to the "City" for day trips.
11. Route 18 doesn't freak you out at night.
12. You believe the Statue of Liberty is in NJ.
13. You don't take any **** from anybody especially people from New York and Philly, because you live here for christ's sake and just who the hell do they think they are anyway? Invading our beaches and bars, they are just here for the damn summer and they think they own the damn place.
14. At least three people in your family still listen to Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen and actually seen him play with the E-Street band in the Stone Pony down in Asbury.
15. You know Paramus has 4 major malls within 3 miles of each other.
16. You have mandatory recycling enforced by law.
17. You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in NJ if the Nets didn't blow."
18. In high school you worked at Friendly's.
19. You've spent St. Patrick's day in Belmar.
20. You have nearly been run over by a Tram Car in Wildwood.
21. You have a grandparent who didn't move to Florida and retired in Cape May, Ocean Grove, Brick, or Toms River.
22. Donald Trump is mentioned daily in your local newspaper.
23. Your school actually made good Iitalian"hoagies."
24. The Jets/Giants game has started fights in your family.
25. You have been waiting the last 10 years for the Yankees to move to the Meadowlands.
26. You can smell when it's low tide.
27. You own an annual pass to Great Adventure and you had to take the monkey by-pass at the Safari cause your dad had padded-vinyl roof on his car. (haha i have my season pass on my desk right now)
28. You say "water" weird.
29. Your car is covered in yellow-green dust in April.
30. You know that ACME is a supermarket, not just a Warner Bros creation.
31. Because your town was founded before 1776, all restaurants, bars, and shops have 'ye', 'olde', or 'colonial in their names.
32. You know the myth of the New Jersey devil and you think it lives as Gov. Christie Todd Whitman.
33. You think the Olive Garden is crap and should never have opened in NJ.
34. You remember when Hoboken was a ghetto not overpriced.
35. There is a fruit and veggie stand down the road.
36. You like vinegar or gravy on your french fries. (never tried it but sounds good)

 

[PigletGurl]