I really take offense to that. A true lady does not "pass out", we fall into a YAGermeister induced slumber that allows us to revisit threads of days passed.
Now if you will excuse me dear sir, I am taking my coconut and going home.
p.s. where do I get one of those coconut pics for my signature and how do I put it in? I fear the coconut. Can we make him hold an umbrella while standing in a 5 gallon bucket of water?