Now I want Epcot to open the Australia pavilion. I bet Jes would drop everything to apply.
I have no doubt she will give up her job and life to spend a year living in a dorm room with 5 others and working 45 hours a week for a $110 pay check. The perks include getting into the park whenever you aren't working or too tired, getting to smell all the food you can't afford, and dealing with college aged roommates who have no idea who the Beatles are.
Should would make more if she landed that job at one of the 4 bars they would put in the pavilion, but she got stuck selling didgeridoo's and hats with crocodile teeth in it.
I guess the Australia pavilion will never happen. All I can think to put there is four or five bars, a lamb shop, and a gift shop selling Duffy being eaten by a croc. Maybe they could do a 360 movie that shows two hours flying across a giant salt flat with a big rock in the middle
Heck, that guy that played Wolverine could do the voice over explaining how every animal can kill you.
Such highlights as "Here we see the platypus, also known as Gods leftover parts, who can kill you in mere minutes because it is the only poisonous mammal" and "Here is our most famous crocodile hunter. He would have been here in person, but..."
I will put in a call to Outback Steakhouse's headquarters in Texas and Fosters beer in Canada to see if they want to sponsor.