I don't remember what the posted standby time was but I'm guessing it wasn't much, and it ended up being a walk on which was problematic in that our coffee wasn't gone and we needed to pause at the bottom of the ramp to chug it- cue the brain freeze!
While on it's a small world, mine & Matt's MagicBands were going off in this fun rainbow pattern, which was cute and the kids enjoyed watching:
After IASW we made our way to Pirates, which must have also had a low wait time, since time stamp of the rainbow MagicBand is 9:20am and the one below is 9:39am.
I tried to snap a pic of my favorite pirate on all of Pirates of the Caribbean, stinky hairy leg guy, but accidentally set off my flash so I immediately had to apologize to everyone in the boat for being one of those people. Whoops!!!! And the picture still didn't even turn out, hmmmmph.
After Pirates we continued to work our way through Adventureland, spotting Jasmine in the distance but not opting to visit since I think she had a hefty line.
As we made our way to Jungle Cruise (20 minute standby), I said to the two skippers standing at the front of the attraction "hey, do you need any more skippers?" (referring to DS5). One of them replied "depends, can you tell a funny joke?" which I 1,000% expected DS5 to freeze and look at me.. instead he goes, without missing a beat, "Why did the fish cross the road - I mean the ocean?" The skippers thought for a moment and said "I don't know, why did the fish cross the ocean" and he responded "to get to the other TIDE" which had all of us laughing, me supremely impressed that he was able to pull that out of nowhere!! They immediately took us to the
Lightning Lane and let us go through even though we didn't have LLs for the day!! How magical!! All from DS5 telling a joke

Have I mentioned that CM are the magic?!?!??!?!?!?!?
When we got to the "how many?" CM we were still all smiling ear to ear, and I asked the CM if we could, while we waited for the next boat, go say hi to the tarantula. She said of course, and the kids inched over to her (the CM told me her name and now I can't remember what it was!) and right on cue it jumped which made the kids jump (even when they know it's coming, ha!) and all the surrounding guests busted out laughing, most of them jumping in startlement as well!
We were on our boat by 9:54 and off by 10:04, having a great ride as usual. After debarking, the kids requested a treat so I stopped at Sunshine Tree Terrace for an I Lava You float, asking the CM if I could have two cups so my kids don't squabble. She said yes, and offered to just pour two mini floats so I didn't have to attempt to split it up myself. What a life saver!!!! I'm not sure her version of 'mini' is accurate though, cause to my eyes those just look like two floats.... so a bit more pixie dust was sent our way, in my opinion!!!!!
The kids were obviously thrilled to get their own floats, DD6 listening intently to the crackle of the Pop Rocks. As we went to leave Adventureland, there was a PhotoPass CM taking a lengthy photo shoot of a couple nearby, so we got in line and waited our turn- the kids opting to eat their yummy treats instead of partaking in the pictures, so it was just mom & dad!
