We were headed to Epcot this morning and we had just missed a bus at 8:10 and had to wait for the next one, which came about 15 minutes later.
We got to Epcot at 8:35 and the park opened at 8:47.
Well at least you still made it on time before the park opened though!
Wow what rule breakers you are!
Oh, I guess DH and S planned to both be sleeping in their cars... How did I not realize this until right now as I'm typing this?
So cool!
Next DH and I rode Mission Space (Orange) with FP+. M and S decided not to ride. The ride was so empty that there was no one else in our shuttle! DH joked that it was going to be a very long ride since there was no Engineer on board to put us into Hyper Sleep

(Is there anything sexier in this world than a man making a good Disney joke?

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That is pretty darn sexy not gonna lie
I love this ride. I know it is supposed to be getting another theater and the screens/projection system are being upgraded, but I also remember hearing a while ago that there was filming happening for new scenes. I wonder if/when all this is happening.
I'm so excited to see what they're going to do with this, i'm sure it will be amazing!
This looks really good actually, but too bad it wasn't.
I'm shocked that your DH got this actually. Didn't think he was into these types of dishes. But it does look really good and light for a hot day!
By the way, if you want to read legitimate food reviews from someone who actually knows what they're talking about and eats better than I do, check out
@kastoney 's
Dining Report (but don't do it while you're hungry!)
Agreed
I really like the 'parks' case if it didn't have 2014 on it.
Love the balloon one!!!
The only thing I could find that matched what I wanted said 2014 on it. Oh Disney, why must you put the date on everything?
Exactly!
Then it was time for a ride on Spaceship Earth - this time in English!

Disclaimer: I do NOT in any way, shape, or form condone relaxing on one's LAST FULL DAY in Disney
I agree and i'll stand with you on that one

It was time to get this adventure started, and we headed into La Cava del Tequila. Can you tell he's psyched?
Love that he's getting all into it!
Now you may assume he would have gotten a Margarita since we're in Mexico in a bar known for its Tequila. However, DH had an unfortunate incident with a margarita a few years ago at dinner. We shared some food and he had a margarita and then was incredibly sick the next day and I wasn't. He assumes it was the drink, although he may have just had a stomach bug, and he can't get over that association and has not touched a margarita since! So his first drink of the day was a rather uninteresting...
DH is the same way! He had a bbq bacon cheeseburger like 15 years ago from Carls JR and he got sick and threw all that up and still remembers the taste of it

crazy2

so he hasn't gone near one since. Me? I got food poisoning from a Burrito Supreme at Taco Bell a while back and still eat it all the time
Oh my those pretzels look bomb.
Anyway, once I finally got my beloved school bread I found DH sitting outside looking chipper.

Ugh, so good!
Love this! And it really does look like your head's about to be chopped off
This sign says that every face on these soldiers is unique. And they really do all look like different, individual people! How crazy!
I know I couldn't believe this either on our very first trip so I took a good 10 minutes really checking out every face that I could make out. So cool.
Check out the warrior in the middle-ish of the frame. He is ready to fight!
Or he tried the Beverly over at Club Cool
DRINK #3: Plum Wine ($5.32)
Did not expect to see this. Thought a beer for sure.
Me: This isn't one of the 11 World Showcase Countries!
DH: Does it serve alcohol?
Me: Yes, but...
DH: Then it counts!
Me: But it's not a country!
DH: Does it serve alcohol?
Me: Yes, BUT...
DH: [Goes and orders a drink]
DRINK #4: Safari Amber ($7.46)
Wow this guy is covering all his bases.
We sat at a table overlooking the water near some rocks that made me feel more like I was on Tatooine than in Africa.

Totally does!
I had this but the Dark Chocolate one and it was perfect.
Oops! We broke the rules AGAIN!
At this point, just put some oversized sunglasses on to blend in


Otherwise you may get thrown out of the World indefinitely.
It's probably too small to see. It's in his crown.
Holy Eyesight! I still can't see it. Yes i'm blind
DRINK #6: Songo Chianti ($6.00)
I love a good Chianti.
It was at this point that I realized DH was starting to act a little silly.

We went right to the quick service restaurant where I ordered the Curry Chicken Cutlet. It was absolutely delicious. I still think about this meal from time to time as I haven't found anything just like it around here.
This looks delicious! I'll have to remember htis.
So at 8 drinks deep, DH became reflective and started talking about Disney and all the things he likes about it.

This was totally unprompted by the way. He just started talking on his own. He did mention that he doesn't like how expensive the trip was, but then added that you get what you pay for. (Yup, I totally agree. Disney ain't no Six Flags. You won't find buy one get one free admission on a coke can but Disney is a highly superior product.) He also said that World Showcase is his favorite because of all the hard work and planning and detail that clearly went into it. So apparently all I needed to do all this time was just get some drink in him and he'd start pouring his little Disney-loving heart out

Unfortunately, even though he clearly has an appreciation for WDW, he definitely isn't desperate to go back anytime soon. He knows that I want to take the baby while she's still free and he's on the fence about her still being too young at 3. I, of course, disagree, and we'll see how things go. But in my head, I'm already started to mull over the possibilities for a late fall trip in 2017 when she's 2 and a half...
Please, please, please encourage him to look at the many TR's that have infants and toddlers. Mine,
@Dugette's and so many others out there. The smaller they are the easier that's for sure. But oh my gosh, the money you'll be saving if you take them under 3. It really isn't difficult at all, especially with you being a great planner, you could make the perfect schedule for you guys. Agh, I hope he changes his mind.

Love this.
I got mint chocolate chip ice cream in a waffle cone and it was yummy. Although after seeing pictures of the snack that @Leshaface had in her TR, I am wishing I had been more adventurous and tried it on the Brioche bun. Oh well, must go back!
Yours looks really good though. But the brioche is just fantastic!
And not being very stealthy about it I might add

Uh rubbernecking perhaps?!
DRINK #10: Bourdeaux ($8.50)
Ooh this looks good too.
What I didn't know when I took this picture was that I was capturing the last few moments of this poor little guy's life! A second after I snapped this, DH reached for him and as he tried to hurry away to safety he actually fell into the water!

We looked over the railing and actually saw it flailing around in the water (Can salamanders swim? I don't even know!) A moment later we saw one of DH's beloved ducks making a beeline for the lizard and a few moments after that the duck devoured him!

It all happened so fast and was so bizarre and kind of sad but also kind of cool to see nature in action like that. Of course, none of this would have happened if DH hadn't drunkenly attacked the salamander. And then once our shock wore off we were both hysterical laughing, like, what just happened!?
OH MY GOSH! So I feel really bad, but I DIED laughing!! DH was in the room so I told him and he thought that was so hilarious! I can actually see how the whole thing went down and i'm still laughing


Poor little guy. At least you got a picture of him before he took the plunge.
RIP Epcot Salamander
We were still laughing our butts off when these three guys came over to us and asked us to take their picture. I took the camera and as I'm photographing them I realize that one of them is wearing a t-shirt with his own face on it. There was something written too but I don't remember what it was and didn't write it down, but I do remember it was strange. Then I noticed one of them was holding a doll. So I had to ask what that was about. He showed me the doll up close and I commented that it looked a lot like James Franco. Well, DUH, he explained, that's because it IS James Franco!

They told me they have an
Instagram account for the doll and the real James Franco follows them. I asked them if this picture would get posted on the account and they said maybe. Well, I checked later and while the account does exist (I linked it above) the picture I took never made it on to the site! Boo!
Okay that is just the weirdest thing ever.
DRINK #11: Guinness (I didn't write down the price! Ugh!!!!! I'm going to guess it was around $8.50)
I can't believe he's drinking a Guinness at this point


He has noooooooooo clue that some of his drink is missing

I mean... may be missing.

I think it was better in the long run. You were just being a good DW at that point
We had just left Canada to trek all the way to the bathrooms at the entrance to WS and were now trekking all the way back so DH could get his final drink. It was still raining and thundering so we hurried to the drink kiosk in front of the pavilion and found the CMs closing up the cart!

DH tried to order a beer, even though the cart was almost completely covered up already

and the CMs told him that they had to close due to the thunder (Flashback to Norway when they did the same exact thing). We asked where else he could get a drink in Canada and they said... nowhere. Inside Le Cellier was the only other option. Which really wasn't an option.
No freakin' way!!!! I never would have called this at all.
And I had a mix of feelings. On one hand I felt bad for him and was disappointed, but on the other hand, I was okay with him NOT drinking another drink... He was devastated but I told him we could come back later. He wasn't really comforted. (I think I waited a little while before pointing out that if we had skipped the African Outpost like I suggested this wouldn't have happened

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I do feel kind of bad that he wasn't able to complete his mission. Do I see another trip in the future?

DH fed the ducks and fish for a while which seemed to cheer him up (Is he my husband or child?

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Whatever works!
Our server explained that the chicken and the pizza came out of two different kitchens. Well okay... then time it better?
Yeah, that's just strange. And not professional
Gorgeous.
He did have 11 drinks, and there are 11 countries, and he survived without throwing up or passing out, so I'll call that a win
A massive win! I can't believe he drank all that, for reals. But I did have a flashback to your Honeymoon and I remember you saying he was able to have tons to drink there at that resort.
If only we hadn't wasted so much time looking for a bathroom in Canada, if only DH hadn't stopped to feed the ducks, if only we didn't take pictures of the James Franco doll people...
It totally was their fault! And if the Salamander hadn't made an appearance on that post, you maybe wouldn't have gone over to look at it and a life may have been saved
We had a really fun day together and we still tell stories and laugh about it, and to me that's what Disney is all about anyway: making special memories to last a lifetime
Totally, what an awesome day you two had, just the two of you.
**I made a Vine of DH drinking around the world. I'd never really used Vine before so I didn't totally know what I was doing. I think it came out pretty well EXCEPT that I totally forgot we didn't finish it because I was saving time at the end for Canada! So when I realized it the next morning I just filmed DH doing jazz hands as if to say "Look! I survived!" It's a totally ridiculous ending because we're clearly somewhere else (I filmed it at the AoA bus stop) and he's wearing different clothes. I was mad that he ruined my vine by not finishing the challenge!

I wonder if there was a way for me to just end it without actually finishing filming, but like I said I really don't know how to use vine. Oh well!
YES!! Love it and the jazz hands is the perfect ending.
Okay wait, how was DH that night and the next morning???
Love the details.
I talked to a CM and asked if it was really a 90 minute wait and if there was a reason why it was already so backed up when the park only opened 15 minutes ago. He said yes, and then pointed to the long line and said not-nicely, "Because of all these people."
nstead we doubled back to ToT which had a posted 13 minute wait and we walked right into the library and then right into a half empty elevator. The ride was fantastic and we dropped so hard and fast I was off my seat first thing. I just love ToT so much.

The theme, the music, the special effects.. it's all perfect.
At least ToT made up for that nonsense.
Good work!
OMG Have you guys seen the trailer for the new Muppets TV show coming to ABC this fall? (Okay, I sound like a promo...

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I just watched it now thanks for posting that!

I'm pretty excited now! Although I was kind of hoping it was going to be along the lines of the original Muppet Show, but i know it's different times now.
S and I got our beloved buffalo chicken nuggets. I wish I could eat these so badly right now. Forget the fact that I'm not in WDW, but super-pregnant me cannot handle spicy food without major heartburn. How I miss my buffalo sauce... I'm still staring at this picture torturing myself. Ugh. It was so yummy!
Those really do look so yummy!
While I made the right choice and got the SUPER SCRUMPTIOUS AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS BEST-CUPCAKE-ON-THE-PLANET OLAF CUPCAKE!
I think I'll let my house get this dirty and then just tell people we're theming the house like Tower of Terror
Or just stop cleaning in August so it will look super cool by the time Halloween comes
