Sneaky, but just in time for a story.
I have a few step brothers. The one was in the marines. Well one day he came to visit me and my dad, and he drove up with a moving van... ( 40 footer ) well come to find out he wanted to date the GENERAL'S daughter and he said no. Well , don't know how he did it , but he took everything out of the generals home.

He spent 8 months in the brig. Can you say dumb?