The Officail VMK staff jokes thread

[Nanoer]

Player: omg iluvu i am yr biggest fan vmk_whatsyrname! can i hve inferno plz? plzzzzz!
Staff: Sorry, no.
Player: omg ihatchu i am lik so gonna go onto a board and dis u!
Staff: ...
Player: btw, my numba is ive ive ive on oh mine for, i liv in must tin car he for me a and my zip is mine too see van ate on!
*ten minutes later a new post on a VMK board*
Player: OMG I WAS BANNED 4 NOOO REASON!

omg boom! haha! now if i keep laughing all day i' m gonna blame it on you!

 

[Dudezeke]

- Yay it's a brand new day in vmk. Everyone like my new suit.
STAFF - It's a cheer suit. It's not rare. What are you talking about.
-Me a bay be sir. Me like to cheer. Wobbles Lip.
STAFF - Oh sorry. What a cute bay be you are.
Later
- I respect VMK values and never do anything worng.
- Will woo be my duh duh.
- I don't do bay be
MESSAGE FROM VMK STAFF-YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR NOT DOING BAY BE.

 

[Jackoman]

VMK_Flight (walks into his room. Suddenly, people flood the room asking questions like this)
how u get green ears
can u plz give me inferno
i want ur pants and hat
will woo be duh duh
give me ur stuff or ill report u
u taken
Me : People, please do not ask so many questions at one time. Please form a line or something like that.
A dumbo: shut up lose her i want his inferno for my girl
Me : I just want to help and not give anyone a difficult time.
VMK_Flight : Jackoman, stop being so mean! You are being very difficult for the people in here. I will now ban you forever.
(message comes up saying You are banned forever because you did NOT give anything to the poor person!)

 

[dancegrl1093]

Player: omg iluvu i am yr biggest fan vmk_whatsyrname! can i hve inferno plz? plzzzzz!
Staff: Sorry, no.
Player: omg ihatchu i am lik so gonna go onto a board and dis u!
Staff: ...
Player: btw, my numba is ive ive ive on oh mine for, i liv in must tin car he for me a and my zip is mine too see van ate on!
*ten minutes later a new post on a VMK board*
Player: OMG I WAS BANNED 4 NOOO REASON!

now what if i was vmk staff and i read any of this???? (as esmerelda) I can see your future!. Does the phrase "ban" mean anything to you?

by the way- what is "must tin car he for me a"?

 

[shellybellypolo]

- lalala painting a picture of the wonderful staff
-no painting pictures of us! i will now ban you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- bye bye
*you have been banned forever for being nice. please DONT follow the VMK Values*
- omg

moments later, some totally different person comes up..

- staff! look at the picture i drew of you being the meanest worst staff in the history of bad staff!
-that's great! keep up the good work!

 

[shellybellypolo]

.. and here's another 1!

-ooh.. im staff... im so cool.. i got the power of ban!!!!
-lalala so innocent and hurtless i am so so cute and follow all the values
-oooh.. now's my chance to prove i am staff worthy. hey little girl i will now ban you forever (echoes 'forever')
-but im so cute and nice and small. i did nothing to u!
-too cool to care little twerp
*banned*

seconds later...
- hi im the head staff. how did it go today VMK_Cool?
- i banned someone for being innocent. he he?
- excellent! your a genius! muahaha we must begin our Virtual domination over VMK!! muahaha!
- uh.. we already do rule VMK, you know
- shut up! im trying to rule VMK!

 

[birdman94]

staff1= staff2= player1= player2
lets put on the big screen of vmk
lets though the sticky dart of ban
it hit that inisent person sweet lets ban her
hi im baning you forever for doing nothing
message you have been ban for you did nothing wrong
next day
let through the dart again
it hit htat girl lets ban her
you are ban forever for doing nothing
i hat you you stink and your ugly i hat hat i hat you i live in ab my sip code is mine mine mine mine and my phone number is I to tree mine even even
good work for giving out info and harresing people you will never get ban ever.
next day
lets spin the will of doom
spins
lands on ban everyone
lets ban everyone
sweet we rule vmk now
.

 

[maliboomer]

How many of you would say these jokes to a staff member's face? That's called making fun of someone behind their back, which is cruel and weak.
TBH, pathetic .

 

[shellybellypolo]

= staff 1
= staff 2
= player 1
= player 2

- ban. click! ban. click! ban. click!...
- hello mister staff sir, im new to VMK. can you show me around?
- ban. click! no. ban. click!
- but i thought staff were supposed to help us!
- uh.. no. i just do it for the free coffee.

meanwhile...

-muahaha the plan is brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! ah hahahahah!
- hi staff. could you tell me when the tron costumes and stuff are coming out?
- oh hello there puny little ' normie '. i was, uh.. making the other staff some soup!
- admit it you were gonna do something to us. and P.S: i am not a ' normie! '.
- wow, i didnt know normies could be smart! OK im trying to make a potion that will auto ban everybody it comes in contact with! ah hahahahah!!!
- uh.. OK
- and you will be my first tester. muahaha ah hahahahahahah!!
* was given potion. nothing happens*
- it tastes like grape! thanks staff!
- huh? what was i doing again?
- you were giving me free credits for life?
- oh yes! i forgot! here you go!
- thanks staff!
- anytime! *whistles away*

 

[cuteswimgirl]

i aggree with mail boomer ....................

 

[kgordonlvn]

Boomer, I also agree. Although staff may not do everything we want them to do, and can improve on many things, they are only human therefore are prone to makng mistakes and yes they have feelings too. Think about this... if you went to a board where they posted and read some of these same jokes about yourself or your friends, how would you feel? I am sure extremely upset and hurt. So think about that before making fun of and joking about staff.

 

[punkskateboarder]

staff : hello
: hello , i would like to slap happy ban people
staff : then this job is for you
: so how do i randomly ban people?
staff : use the wheel of misfortune!! LOL
vmk player : lalala i always follow vmk values
message : you have been banned for having fun on vmk , please dont ever have fun again , this will teach you to never have fun


LOL so how did you like it?

LOL c

 

[PirateCara]

He He He

Staff : Hey PirateCara, Stop Saying the Word Wow..
PirateCara : But I Like That Word..
Staff : I Dont Care Stop It!
PirateCara : Wow, i said it whatcha going too do now?!
Staff im going too boil you in my stew of bannees..
PirateCara : Staff You Have Really Lame Comebacks..
Staff : Fine We Will See..
this is what happends next :
PirateCara : i mad a staff mad i made staff mad!
PiaretCara : ( banned popup pops up ) Man I Forgot Too Run AGAIN!

- lol -

 

[dancegrl1093]

i have something to say....................... i'm really VMK_Hula!!!!!!! i am going to ban all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no but seriously, what if i was on vmk staff?????????? would you want me to see any of this????? vmk staff isn't ban happy, they just do what they have to do, and they may make a mistake once and a while, but you can't blame them, they're working to keep you safe. so i suggest that you stop with the jokes.

p.s. VMK_Hula, it's not that i have anything against you, it's just that you are the staff member i see the most, and you have acted very kind to me, and you're well known, so i feel that i can comfortably use your name (sorry if you're reading this and i offended you).

 

[maliboomer]

now what if i was vmk staff and i read any of this???? (as esmerelda) I can see your future!. Does the phrase "ban" mean anything to you?

by the way- what is "must tin car he for me a"?

I was making fun of this thread because it's insanely rude, not staff, so hopefully they won't mind.

... And that's a dictionary dance of where I live, the phone number's not real though - sorry nano .

 

[dancegrl1093]

I was making fun of this thread because it's insanely rude, not staff, so hopefully they won't mind.

... And that's a dictionary dance of where I live, the phone number's not real though - sorry nano .

oh, i see! i think i would say new your key. or maybe just new your. lol! (new york)

 

[awesomehauntedboy5]

I was making fun of this thread because it's insanely rude, not staff, so hopefully they won't mind.

... And that's a dictionary dance of where I live, the phone number's not real though - sorry nano .

boom, i couldnt imagine if staff seen this, i think they would mind this and ban us all to Davey Jones's Locker!

 

[CapEldano2]

wow i have to say this is one of the rudest threads i have ever read.. i can't believe that people are still attacking staff for bans.. it is their job to keep VMK safe, not to ban people. I'm not a staff but I think it's safe to say that they are tired of people ragging on them for stupid things such as bans. Come on people have a little sense here.. it's a virtual game!!!! you are not actually in real life banned from your own home or anything so please end the attacks on staff we all know they read the boards so why mock them by making fun of them on a board they have no control over. If you think bans are unfair.. i think mocking them like this is equally as unfair.

 

[dancegrl1093]

wow i have to say this is one of the rudest threads i have ever read.. i can't believe that people are still attacking staff for bans.. it is their job to keep VMK safe, not to ban people. I'm not a staff but I think it's safe to say that they are tired of people ragging on them for stupid things such as bans. Come on people have a little sense here.. it's a virtual game!!!! you are not actually in real life banned from your own home or anything so please end the attacks on staff we all know they read the boards so why mock them by making fun of them on a board they have no control over. If you think bans are unfair.. i think mocking them like this is equally as unfair.

i agree completely!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i just got to say, if you are banned, you can play on your mule, can't you?????????? it's not like the world is coming to an end!!!!!!!!!!and if you people are that mad about being banned, you probably need to take a little break from vmk and just take it easy! (just my opinion!)

 

[Captain Brain]

It is not very nice to make fun of VMK staff. They help make this game better. They may not do everything we want them to do, but, they do try hard. Thread Closed.