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The Chicken Song by A.F.I.


Chicken's good for the body,
Chicken's good for the mind,
Chicken's good for the funny bone,
Chicken's easy on the eye.

Here we go now
Yum yum chicken bone,
Buck buck chicken.
Yum yum chicken bone,
Tell all your friends.
Yum yum chicken bone,
Buck buck chicken.
Yum yum chickn bone,
Tell all your friends.

Granola bar, nice and chewy,
Granola bar, my best friend,
Granola bar, how I love you,
Granola bar's don't beat the kids

Yum yum granola bar,
Chew chew chewy.
Yum yum granola bar,
Tell all your friends.
Yum yum granola bar,
Chew chew chewy.
Yum yum granola bar,
Tell all your friends.

Chicken and Granola bars make a nice meal,
Especially when you're all alone.
It's something to eat when you're wife's in the shelter,
Because she ran into the door.

1, 2, 3, 4
Yum yum granola bar
Buck buck chewy.
Yum yum granola bone,
Tell all your friends.
Yum yum granola bar
Buck buck chewy.
Yum yum granola bone,
Tell all your friends.

Yum yum yummy
buck buck bucky
slap slap slappy
tell all your friends

Yum yum yummy
buck buck bucky
slap slap slappy
tell all your friends


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Cereal Wars


Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
****ing store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today who the **** is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from Wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs
Do I look like a ****in' squirrel to you?


More old A.F.I. lol.
 
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moving on is simple.

it's what you leave behind

that makes it so difficult.
 
Hidden track on Lies For The Liars:

Quesadilla
Quesadilla
Quesadilla
Quesadilla
Quesadilla
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Quesadilla
Quesadilla
Quesadilla
Quesadilla

Queso
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Queso
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Queso
 
love leaves a memory no one

can steal, but it can also leave

a heartache that no one can heal.
 
I guess I just got hurt, really hurt. & sometimes when that happens, something inside just shuts off.
 
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