Actually... within the past 18 months I've chatted with someone at the AKL pool who happened to be "visiting"

We struck up a conversation b/c she herself had taken the chairs of someone who'd "saved" some chairs by the pool

The offenders had left magazines and this woman not only took the chairs but the mags too

She was a South Florida businesswoman who looked and sounded like Victoria Gotti and I would've loved to have seen the offenders show up and try and re-claim their seats


She was a ^&*(-buster! She told me she was just there for the day and was unapologetic