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[oOcarribeandreamsOo]

hey mate! im bruce from finding nemo and I want you to know that...

 

[AmoDolphin]

Your refriderator MIGHT be leaking.Would you like to replace it NOW for only $19.95? It's the BEST we have! Just call 1-800-replaceme. (must be 18 or older to call)" So I said,"

 

[KlInger]

"MADRE DE DIOS!! ITS EL DIABLO!!" the shark replied"que pasa??" and i said "EL DIABLO!! to wich the shark said "oh, ci senior... CIIIIII."
his sarcasm made me so angry that i shouted...

 

[Saxsoon]

I will kill you. I threw the satanic hillary in and she killed him and said

 

[Blizzrock13]

"Hey wanna race?"
"No," I said.
"You're just saying that because you know you'll lose. Because you don't have any super powers!"
"Let's just say you have your powers...and I have mine..." I said.
"But you don't have any powers!" she yelled.
Which made me...

 

[KlInger]

mildly confused...

 

[AmoDolphin]

So then I apperated to Oz where it always disturbs me, but I...

 

[oOcarribeandreamsOo]

stubbed my toe on a polka-dotted rock and the rock told me to...

 

[AdioSkater]

eat my shoe so I....

 

[disneyangel7488]

took off my shoe, but then the shoe flew away....

 

[AmoDolphin]

SO then I was running after my red bag with yellow ribbons coming out when I noticed, upon coming to Oz, I had sprouted...

 

[KlInger]

a cow...

 

[AdioSkater]

that suddenly turned back to my shoe so i put it back on and...

 

[disneyangel7488]

out of nowhere, a genie appeared

 

[BandGeek911]

and his name was norm, he told me that this isn't really oz... its...