Things I learned from my church girls sleepover:
1. Lions don't like my crooked finger
2. Don't trip over invisible friends
3. It's hard to go down a slide in a basement
4. If there's a Duck Dynasty cookie cake, there will be an argument over Si's face
5. You can break your toe by kicking a small foam basketball
6. If enough people sit on the back of a couch it will tip over
7. Don't sleep in the basement
8. Air hockey is dangerous