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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had
spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly
bear. Each year they petitioned their respective
governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study
these wondrous beasts.
Finally, their request was granted and they immediately
flew to NY and then on West to Yellowstone. They reported
to the local ranger station and were told that it was the
grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go
out and study the animals.
They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the
ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell
phones and told to report in each and every day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was
heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a
search party and found the scientists' camp completely
ravaged. No sign of the missing men.
They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear.
They found the female and decided they must kill the
animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because
they feared an international incident.
They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach...
only to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what
this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the
male."
spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly
bear. Each year they petitioned their respective
governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study
these wondrous beasts.
Finally, their request was granted and they immediately
flew to NY and then on West to Yellowstone. They reported
to the local ranger station and were told that it was the
grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go
out and study the animals.
They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the
ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell
phones and told to report in each and every day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was
heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a
search party and found the scientists' camp completely
ravaged. No sign of the missing men.
They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear.
They found the female and decided they must kill the
animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because
they feared an international incident.
They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach...
only to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what
this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the
male."
