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[Montana Disney Fan]

I just hate a belated "ah-ha moment" that you live in Billings!

I have a BUNCH of family in Billings!!!!! You'll have to cook me dinner next time we visit my clan.

Your son's "Welcome" to the crowd was adorable!
I hope Stacy convinced him to ride RnRC the next time you went to MGM.

I'm happy someone had a fabulous time at MGM. I haven't mastered that yet at that park.

Give me a shout. I'll buy you a... er... Pepsi!

I think not! Kevin just got home. He made a very big wager on the superbowl. Patriots -12 and over (54)! What a stressful week this is gonna be.

I took the Giants, the Under, and the Spread. Everyone is taking the OVER due to their last game they played at the end of the season.

I just got thru the update. Great job Buzz!
Poor Trey, I wonder what spooked him?
Love Ltp's Mario Tee

and check this out:
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1329217643?bctid=1329232712

I take a glass with me. Buzz likes a drink in the room. On vacation, we have a dishwasher in our room so we know we're drinking from a clean glass. I've seen that video. It disturbs some people. I think it's a hoot!

I can clear that up, too. Now, the night that you were re-named Ed, we talked about ages. I'm 33, not you. Buzz obviously is having problems remembering his details from that night.

What a lightweight!

Hey!

Yay I'm all caught up!

I'm never caught up on this thing. It's darn near impossible!

Why is the History Channel showing something called, "Life After People"??? Is this history?

I met a friend last night and he was talking about this show. He loves it!

Wouldn't it be great if the Puke Cleaner was also the bread guy?

Must break out my Canadian Ninja posting skillz because I don't want to be known as the Best Dang Canadianite who was suckin!

My mad ninja posting sKiLz have been trumped by the DIS moving slower than molasses in January.

I believe that's when they recognized you from the TR Board and found themselves speechless

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Yaaay! You got a pretty mermaid!

Finally!

Great update Buzz, I agree with the hot mermaid chick. I wuz hoping for better pix though. that is on union job I don't want. Thank you. MB might have gotten too big of a "wiff" at the entrance to the mermaid show. might splain his fear for RnR.

He was just nervous of RRC. We ALL rode it a couple days later. Wait until you see THAT picture!

Oh I bet those CM's loved you

Why wouldn't they?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!

We'd better be nice to ZZUB, or else we'll get the infamous "puke pic" over here, too.....

Skooot on over there and grab that photo and post it. Everyone loves a good puke shot.

I wish I woulda thought of taking a picture but I was trying to make the show... plus, what would the CM's have thought!?

sorry i forgot about that one.


what is the this puke picture i heard about, can we see it posted here?

ZZUB report. It's an annual event.

Finally an update. I wish I could multi-quote but I'm not up to it right now. Very nics Buzz, especially the ToT shot from RnRC queue. That area is a great place to take a pic of ToT (which I noticed from our trip last June).

Weclome back!

Whaddya mean you're not up to quotin'? That's not the DM I know and lurv

What's going on in your world??
PM me!

I'll be back later to check out the update!!

Must pick up DD from school (it's exam time).

Hooboy

Hey! Get back here and DIS dang it!

What do you mean over here TOO! Theres another one!!

Puke = Gud.

This sounds like something my DH would say. Some people just don't appreciate good humor I guess.

That's it! I'm just misunderstood.

 

[camelotcats]

Skooot on over there and grab that photo and post it. Everyone loves a good puke shot.

I wish I woulda thought of taking a picture but I was trying to make the show... plus, what would the CM's have thought!?



ZZUB report. It's an annual event.


Puke = Gud.

Dude, are you serious? Even after the blow up that occurred over there? I would do it, but I think we need to get ZZUB to import it along with his little running commentary on Puke. That makes it a little easier to deal with.

not that I haven't been dealing with the real thing here for four days or anything.....

 

[GeminiAngel]

I wanna see the puke pic!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Dude, are you serious? Even after the blow up that occurred over there? I would do it, but I think we need to get ZZUB to import it along with his little running commentary on Puke. That makes it a little easier to deal with.

not that I haven't been dealing with the real thing here for four days or anything.....

Dude!

I wanna see the puke pic!

Will bird poop suffice? One almost hit me (inches!) at AK. I took a picture of it.

 

[camelotcats]

You know that whole adage about being careful what you wish for?

This is ZZUB's infamous "Puke Pic". Lifted straight from his TR (which I highly recommend, BTW, it's hysterical)

Pic taken outside of a men's room in MK, so it's even ON TOPIC!

Hope you don't mind, ZZUB

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

 

[camelotcats]

WHAT??? You thought I wouldn't do it?

 

[blue_river]

UGH

NASTY

EWWWWWWWWW

YUCK

BLECH


MUCH TOO EARLY TO BE SEEING THIS TYPE OF THING IN A TR

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

WHAT??? You thought I wouldn't do it?

You need help.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Hmmmn...

The puke I saw outside of VoTLMermaid had more banana in it.

 

[carrieannie]

This is too FRAPPIN SLOW!!!!! Its driving me nuts!!!!

I`m over at ZZUBS now,,interesting

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Euuuuww. I have a very strong stomach-can handle a lot, but puke and boogers just absolutely gross me out. I have to close my eyes when I see that picture coming-please stop copying it! It's hard to DIS with my eyes shut.

Buzz apparently never learned to blow his nose correctly. He puts a kleenex up to his nose and does this really weird thing-I don't know exactly what he's doing, but he barely gets anything in the kleenex. It mostly goes on the wall. I'll clean a lot of stuff, but I draw the line at that. That and plunging toilets that I did not plug up. My rule of thumb there is "You plug it, you plunge it." Buzz plugged our toilet up once and then left town. I left it for him when he got back a week later. Good thing we have more than one bathroom.

Anyway, back to the booger thing. I was happily bopping around in the kitchen one Saturday morning and heard Buzz trying to blow his nose. He comes out of the bathroom, strolls into the kitchen with a whole mess of boogers on the end of his nose. I nearly fainted. He had no idea they were there.

 

[blue_river]

This is too FRAPPIN SLOW!!!!! Its driving me nuts!!!!
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Same here

I'll be back later and hopefully it'll be working faster. I have no patience for this

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

This is too FRAPPIN SLOW!!!!! Its driving me nuts!!!!

Me too. This sux!

 

[Simba22]

As I wandered through the queue outside the pre-show area, I notice three Cast Members standing in a circle and staring down at a pile of puke on the ground. None were talking. They seem to be perplexed. As I walked past to enter the show, I asked “So which one of you guys yacked that up?” They all looked at me, then explained they had just wandered onto this mess and didn’t know how it got there. I took a quick moment to explain that it probably came up from the stomach, through the esophagus, and out the mouth. Once again, they stared at me in silence. Apparently, cleaning up the mess was not in their job descriptions. The “Puke Cleaner” had been radioed and was in transit. Eventually, it would be cleaned.

Yeah I wouldn't be volunteering for that job either. But seriously, put a towel over it, put up some orange cones or some caution tape or something, and walk away. You don't need 3 people to guard to puke puddle

The show was lovely. MB got up in front of the crowd prior to the show starting and hollered “Welcome, ladies & gentlemen”! Not sure what that was all about.

What cutie! You know what I noticed though? How come he's only afraid of the dark sometimes? I think thats what freaked him on RnRC - that and there was probably a million people jammed into the room with you. All those people always freak me out

Your kids look SOOO familiar to me - especially your daughter. I have to look back and compare our itineraries because I swear we bumped into each other a couple of times (we were there from 10/5 - 10/14)

The Star Tours queue is one of the best!

I swear I have these EXACT same pictures

From the RRC queue, I snap this shot of ToT. Aren’t I gud?

AWESOME PIC!

Next Up: ! Nazgul ! at Budokan: Broken Guitar Strings & the Death Drain

Who were you battling? I beat Slash and the devil on the first try but it took me like 15 tries to beat Tom Morello! We play on the 360 and I actually got an achievement for failing a song 10 times in a row

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Euuuuww. I have a very strong stomach-can handle a lot, but puke and boogers just absolutely gross me out. I have to close my eyes when I see that picture coming-please stop copying it! It's hard to DIS with my eyes shut.

Buzz apparently never learned to blow his nose correctly. He puts a kleenex up to his nose and does this really weird thing-I don't know exactly what he's doing, but he barely gets anything in the kleenex. It mostly goes on the wall. I'll clean a lot of stuff, but I draw the line at that. That and plunging toilets that I did not plug up. My rule of thumb there is "You plug it, you plunge it." Buzz plugged our toilet up once and then left town. I left it for him when he got back a week later. Good thing we have more than one bathroom.

Anyway, back to the booger thing. I was happily bopping around in the kitchen one Saturday morning and heard Buzz trying to blow his nose. He comes out of the bathroom, strolls into the kitchen with a whole mess of boogers on the end of his nose. I nearly fainted. He had no idea they were there.

It's funny cuz it's true.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Your kids look SOOO familiar to me - especially your daughter. I have to look back and compare our itineraries because I swear we bumped into each other a couple of times (we were there from 10/5 - 10/14)

We were there basically the same dates. Oct 7-19. I have an itinerary somewhere in this report but I'm not 100% sure where. If I find it, I'll post it.

FYI: MB is mildly handicapped and is only afraid of the dark when it's convenient for him.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Sun - 10/7 - Arrive, check in to crappy off-site hotel, dinner at TGI Friday's

Mon - 10/8 - Epcot, Akershus Princess Lunch, Fulton's Crab House Dinner

Tue - 10/9 - Magic Kingdom, Portabello Yacht Dinner

Wed - 10/10 - MGM, Cpt. Jacks Dinner

Thr - 10/11 - Epcot, Yachtsman Steak House Dinner

Fri - 10/12 - Switch to OKW, Animal Kingdom, Cape May Cafe Dinner

Sat - 10/13 - Epcot, (babysitter that night) Narcoosees dinner for two, Pleasure Island party time

Sun - 10/14 - Animal Kingdom, Flying Fish Dinner

Mon - 10/15 - Magic Kingdom, Spoodles Dinner

Tue - 10/16 - Magic Kingdom, (babysitter that night) Bistro De Paris dinner for two, 7:30 pm Off Kilter, 8:30 pm David Cassidy, 9 pm Illuminations

Wed - 10/17 - MGM, ESPN Zone Dinner

Thr - 10/18 - Typhoon Lagoon, O'Hana's Dinner

Fri - 10/19 - Go home, eat McDonalds in Dever Airport

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

There was also barf inside the Little Mermaid queue area. That’s actually why we went towards the back. I wanted to get far away from it. Someone came out and sprinkled that saw dust looking stuff on it, but no one came to clean it up. I didn’t mention it before because it was gross, but now the conversation seems to have gone that way.

Well, Buzz is wrong. It was 4 days since I went to the bathroom. The boys headed to RRC and Loud Girl & I headed to the bathroom. It, uh, took awhile. I had LG stand in front of the door so I could see her shoes. After last year, I don’t let her in the stall with me anymore. When we were done, we headed into a store to just look around. $80 later, I felt someone grabbing my butt. I spun around, ready to knock someone out. There was Buzz. I should’ve known, but honestly, they were back so fast I didn’t expect to see them that soon. I found out Trey wouldn’t ride RRC.

I immediately started in on a plan to get him on it. He barely rode it with me last spring. He was trying to cover his ears and hang onto the restraining bars at the same time and a CM was asking him if he was ok. It’s always interesting when someone tries to talk to Trey. He wasn’t responding and it took me a minute to figure out the guy was even talking to Trey so I said, “Yeah, he’s fine.”

CM- But he’s not talking.

Me-Yeah, he does that. He’s ok.

CM to Trey-Buddy are you ok?

Me-Yeah, he’s handicapped

At this point the people in front of me tried to turn around and see us. I’m sure they were thinking “What kind of a witch forces her handicapped son to go on this ride?”

That did seem to satisfy the CM though and off we went. Now I prefer to use the word disabled or disability. People First Language. I’m a stickler. But I felt the moment called for me to use the “H” word. I needed something to cause an impact so we could get moving. It seemed to work.

This fall, I thought maybe Trey would do better riding with Buzz. He did worse. It’s not Buzz’s fault. He’s very good with Trey. Better than he realizes, actually. He just gets nervous and tends to get flustered if the communication breaks down. Trey did ride the ride later, but we’ll talk about that later. It’s actually pretty funny. LeeAndra wanted to go on it too so my tactic was to continually talk about how fun RRC is and how his little 5 year old sister was going to go on it. Now, it wasn’t really shaming him into it because he didn’t really understand the concept, but since LA was going on it, well, he got brave. More to come later….

I never saw the guys in black at the Little Mermaid show! I love that show too. It always chokes me up when her dad says how much he’ll miss her. Gut wrenching. I really have to try hard not to start out and out bawling at that part.

I know why Trey stood up and welcomed everyone to the show. Now, I know Trey better than anyone and sometimes I just know instinctively what’s going on with him. Other times I don’t have a clue, but this time I did. It was taking a long time for the show to start and he was getting impatient so he figured if he got up and did that, it would start. It was a super cute moment for us. Not sure anyone else thought so, but my heart melted when he did that. LA cracked up laughing. She still talks about that too. She was bringing it up the other day.

One time at Muppets a few years ago we were leaving the show and this lady sitting next to Trey stopped me and said, “I’ve seen this show 20 times or more and I’ve never enjoyed it as much as I did this time. I just loved watching your son watch the show.” I hadn’t noticed what he was doing, because I was watching the show, but I guess he was pretty amusing to this nice lady.

And that’s my version of events as I know it. Otherwise known as the Truth.

Goof-LA loves your Snow Meiser guy. She got so excited when she saw it and shouted in my ear, “That’s the guy from Rudolph.” She saw that show for the first time this year. And it’s really cute how she pronounces Rudolph. She really pronounces the L in it. It’s not Rudoph. It’s RudoLLLph. That’s such a great show.