The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS!

[DisneyGirl4188]

Are we ever going to here the rest of the crackhead story, Mel?

No pressure of course, but I will leave you with this:

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Maelstrom you guys!!!!

WAKE UP OUT THERE!!!!
LY/MI

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

and I have NOT jumped the Viking Ship. Geez.

You don't need a passport for Canada, Granny.

And how ya feelin' my Pongo my Pongo? My baby Pongo?

But... I've had a busy morning.

Very and have a little more running around. To do.

Haven't had time for coffee. Nor will I today.

Don't you PEOPLE REALIZE WHAT THIS WEEKEND IS?

Good googily moogily woogily DEE!

It's APRIL 1st tommorrow.

But MOST IMPORTANTLY it's... April Fool's Day!

So I've been tearing around here like a madman...errrr... woman.

Soooooooooooo...

I've called the little newspaper in The General's town and put her car up for sale. Really, really cheap. The General has a very nice ride.

I've signed her up for a Dating Service.

Made cupcakes for a family function we have tommorrow and iced them with toothpaste.

And arranged to have my friend who is "expecting" to do a pregnancy test for me. So I can leave it on the bathroom counter in the ensuite tommorrow morning just before Mellyman takes his shower.

Whew!

Now... there are the kids to think about...

Idea? I've got to rack my brain.

Maelstrom!

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Mel, I bet if Mellyman visited today he'd think it's a swell place to hang out.

Not that you need permission of course.

After all, what's permission?

 

[ead79]

I've called the little newspaper in The General's town and put her car up for sale. Really, really cheap. The General has a very nice ride.

I've signed her up for a Dating Service.

Made cupcakes for a family function we have tommorrow and iced them with toothpaste.

And arranged to have my friend who is "expecting" to do a pregnancy test for me. So I can leave it on the bathroom counter in the ensuite tommorrow morning just before Mellyman takes his shower.

Maelstrom!

Oh my goodness! Those are hysterical! I think my favorite is the pregnancy test joke. But what are you going to do if it backfires—Mel could say something like, “How wonderful, I was secretly hoping for this.”

...is a Fastpass?!?!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Eh, I am allright

How are the countdown beatings going???

You are too funny

with the

APril FOols

I agree looking at the coffee shop today it looks like normal. People can now settle down and get into the swing of what that place is all about

Mellyman would like it

and they would like him

Did you get my story BTW Mel

 

[javamom]

It's Friday and I'm off in a hour and thirty!!!

 

[luvpooh]

Mel - just checking that you weren't thrown overboard, ya know?

I am DYING at some of the April Fools things - truly hilarious! (I should give the pregnancy test one a try, but just make sure I pad the tiles in the bathroom when Mr. Man goes in there! Otherwise, I'll have a crackhead on my hands (and I'm not sure which meaning of the word, if he thought I was PG!)

 

[Chapter 11]

But MOST IMPORTANTLY it's... April Fool's Day!

All I can say is, it's a good thing none of your kids were born on April 1. I can just imagine the following conversation in the HappyHaunt Household:

Mel: Honey, I think I'm in labor.

Mellyman: Haha, very funny.

Mel: No really, I think I'm in labor.

Mellyman: You're not getting me again -- you've already pulled that joke 3 times today, including the time you splashed water all over your pants to make me think your water had broken.

Calvin would've ended up being a homebirth, all because of the calendar.

 

[connorsmom911]

Did you see this thread??

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1057784

Might help on your upcoming trip...just don't show Mellyman!!

 

[1stTimeDisneyer]

Hey Mel! Your April Fools Jokes are great! But like someone said before make sure it does not backfire! You could end up w/ another donut baby!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Did you get my story BTW Mel

I didn't open it yesterday because Mellyman was surfin' with me.

And I hadn't asked you if I could/should share sooooo...
next time(?) I'm there I will open it. That would be after the Great Debate. Scheduled later this weekend.

Back at ya,

Woofies.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

All I can say is, it's a good thing none of your kids were born on April 1. I can just imagine the following conversation in the HappyHaunt Household:

Mel: Honey, I think I'm in labor.

Mellyman: Haha, very funny.

Mel: No really, I think I'm in labor.

Mellyman: You're not getting me again -- you've already pulled that joke 3 times today, including the time you splashed water all over your pants to make me think your water had broken.

Calvin would've ended up being a homebirth, all because of the calendar.

ACTUALLY...

There IS an April 1 birthday in this family.

I'm not joking.

Ne ~ heh, heh or I think~pas.

Gotta do some more "errands".

Heh, heh.

Later, Mel.

 

[ndelaware]

And arranged to have my friend who is "expecting" to do a pregnancy test for me. So I can leave it on the bathroom counter in the ensuite tommorrow morning just before Mellyman takes his shower.

You are a cruel, cruel women!!!

 

[MommyPoppins]

I got my turquoise CROCS today. I love nofeargear, they sure know a thing or two about fast shipping. DH's were too big, so I have to go back and order him another pair and well, since it's free shipping on orders over $75 he said to get myself another pair as well. What's another 30 bucks if the shippings free.

So what color...I have light blue, green and turquoise...should I get light pink, fuschia pink or purple? Or I like sea blue also and well orange..nothing says, "I'M HERE" like orange CROCS, right?

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Did you see this thread??

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1057784

Might help on your upcoming trip...just don't show Mellyman!!

Thank-you...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thank you!!!!

Dismeet at Square One on Sunday.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Now I'm REALLY out of here.

Flipside.

All that.

Mel.

 

[MommyPoppins]

I was asking DH what color I should get. He says,"Well what colors are there left that you want?" I say,"Sea blue, orange, navy, chocolate, light pink and purple" He says,"Well just get them all and happy mothers day and birthday" So now I will own 10 pairs of CROCS. Beat that!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Heh, heh.

I should specify that THAT particular "heh, heh" was an evil one.

More a "Mwwwwwaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaa" than a regular "heh, heh".

I'm SO out of here.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I was asking DH what color I should get. He says,"Well what colors are there left that you want?" I say,"Sea blue, orange, navy, chocolate, light pink and purple" He says,"Well just get them all and happy mothers day and birthday" So now I will own 10 pairs of CROCS. Beat that!

"Because HE LOVES ME"!

Listen, Paris, YOU GO GIRL!

Must be nice to hang around with rich Greek Billionaire Shipping Heirs.