The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Master Gracie]

LLK - Wow. Isn't it amazing how some people will believe a clipboard/readout/monitor/book over the person right in front of them.

It could have been worse. She could have been coming to get someone for an amputation.

Hospitals scare me.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Here is a clip from an email I just got at work:



All

In the 5/15/06 Business Week there is a brief article called The Big Picture, which says: "Dream Jobs - Some 27% of undergrads say "contributing to society" is a top career goal. With a 14% rise in entry-level jobs available this year, accounting and other blue chips may have lost some allure. Here are students' top desirable employers:"

2005

1. BMW
2. PricewaterhouseCoopers
3. Ernst & Young
4. Boeing
5. Johnson & Johnson

2006

1. Walt Disney
2. Google
3. U.S. State Dept
4. FBI
5. CIA

I found it fascinating that the list changed so much year over year and that we were #1 in contributing to society in a list that included three federal departments.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Oh, LLK sweetie, hope you're feeling better soon. Wish I could do something about that bad guy for you. (We take those kinds of things seriously around here, ya know!)

Brandt - have a wonderful trip. Can't wait for the report!

Horsey - what are you still doing here? Git! Git, I say, and prepare yourself for the evil that is to come! (They're wiley, and sneaky, swim in salt water or slither along the ground, whatever they are, they will try and trip you up!)

 

[littleladykaty]

LLK - Wow. Isn't it amazing how some people will believe a clipboard/readout/monitor/book over the person right in front of them.

It could have been worse. She could have been coming to get someone for an amputation.

Hospitals scare me.

That was Jason's big concern. I could here him shouting at someone down the hall something along the lines of "WHAT IF THAT CRAZY WOMAN HAD TRIED TO GIVE HER SOME DRUG SHE DIDN'T NEED?! OR PREP HER FOR A SURGERY SHE WASN'T HERE FOR!!!" Then he laid down the word he always finishes tirades at inept people with "UNACCEPTABLE"!!!

I really am okay...I break easy...seeing as how I'm so weakend from my eating disorder... I'm not huge, but seriously...I don't look like I'm ready for an inpatient program either! It's really freaky how invisible you are in the face of a clipboard...sort of like Zzub's magic invisibility stroller at WDW...but with needles and no fun stuff to do!

hospitals scare the bejeeeeezus outta me even more now!! Don't think I'll be returning any time soon!

by the way-the father was arrested on the spot...charged with assault along with neglect and child endangerment...the little girl looked to be about 2 years old, she was 5...wearing nothing but a tiny t-shirt, nekkid from the waist down and when I went in to get her, she came to me with zero emotion. Her family is screaming around her and she just puts up her arms and lets me take her. I noticed her mom didn't look like she'd missed any meals... It's just sick how some of these kids are treated as cast offs b/c there are so many kids in the house. She was the last one, as three earlier kids had been removed, though I do not know why she was left there to starve. The mom kept saying "She don't like to eat and she fights me when I try to make her and she kicks and screams..." Yeah right, she barely has the energy to BLINK lady. Makes me mad and sad.

Jason wants me to quit...he actually tempted me with the Poly!!!! He said if I'd quit he'd rebook the honeymoon from the WL to the Poly!!! boy he knows how to get to a girl!!!

 

[Grammyof2]

Hello everyone!

I am no longer MUTE!! Cause I am home.

I cannot speak do to the fact I have been screaming at the laptop, and my fingers are all in slings, from trying to post.

Now that I can talk, I have nothing to say. NOTHING.

Except, Thank you to those of you who PM'd me, cause I could see just not touch.

And to Pooh, I saw the top 10 list.

And I knew the answer everyday to the riddle, but couldn't tell anyone.

And lots of other stuff, too.

 

[MommyPoppins]

GA - I take it the post you wanted to report was the thread about Britney dropping her baby? I got there too late. I wanna know what the link was now!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Hello everyone!


Now that I can talk, I have nothing to say. NOTHING.

Except, Thank you to those of you who PM'd me, cause I could see just not touch.

And to Pooh, I saw the top 10 list.

.

I wish I could post that pic here!!

Hope all is well with the 'puter.

Missed you!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

GA - I take it the post you wanted to report was the thread about Britney dropping her baby? I got there too late. I wanna know what the link was now!

Did they finally shut it down? The link was to pics of the near fall, which was not the problem part (although, come on, could any of us lead perfect lives under a microscope, and haven't we all almost fallen and/or dropped our babies at some point?), it was that on the same page there was A LOT of profanity, including the f-bomb. And while I read/hear that stuff all the time, well, I just didn't think it should have been so THERE when linked from HERE. Consistency, KWIM?

Now I need to go find the thread and see what they've done, or has it gone **poof!**

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

sheridac has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

While on a high from the PM love I'm getting today, I hit the above wall. And am now on the low end of the bi-polar swing.

Thanks. A bunch. Really.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Grammy,

I hope you don't have this guy fixing your computer!

Grammy's Tech Guy

 

[sheridac]

While on a high from the PM love I'm getting today, I hit the above wall. And am now on the low end of the bi-polar swing.

Thanks. A bunch. Really.

locked and loaded now baby. Fire at will.

 

[littleladykaty]

llk!!!!!!!!

I dont know if I should cry or laugh my a.... off because that was ONE super funny story!!

I am soooo sorry you got attacked! How terrifying!!!! Please get better soon!!!


MCDREAMY HUH??? How can I crack some ribs around here?? eh???


what a hooot and a holler katy!!!
funny yet morbidly sad and degrading


YOU ARE INDEED A STROMMER NOW MY DEAR.

you made my day dahlin...I BELONG!!!!

 

[tink38]

Tink!!

Gosh darn it! I'm working with my voodoo doll today. We'll have your internet up in running in no time.

Well, whatever you did, it worked. Knit aid I should have dialup tonight. DSL will take 72 hours.

 

[sheridac]

BTW BTW (hi grammy)

A couple of PSA's (for those of you who do not work with the media, translation = public service announcement)

1) My laptop is home from the mothership! I can now dis freely. I can do it in the office, I can do it on the sofa, I can do it in the tub, I can do it in bed. I can do it anywhere!

2) I am posting for two today, in honor of horsey's absence.

3) Tink, that old black magic baby, I got the mo-jo.

4) Amy did NOT dare me. NOT. So, I can't.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Last edited by tink38 : Today at 12:37 PM. Reason: I expect a party in my honor. Grammy, can you handle the food? I'll bring the wine. Pongo - you're on flute duty.

I probably have enough to go around.

Ugh... if only some people knew what I was thinking. It's pretty funny, immature, but funny nonetheless.


Oh I am need some women to talk to, I need to ask a girly question

Tink I am so glad that you are back!!!
Hopefully I will be able to be on tonight!

 

[Grammyof2]

Tink - Plugging away on the menu as we speak. Brownies are already in the oven, the good kind.

 

[MommyPoppins]

I probably have enough to go around.

Ugh... if only some people knew what I was thinking. It's pretty funny, immature, but funny nonetheless.


Oh I am need some women to talk to, I need to ask a girly question

Tink I am so glad that you are back!!!
Hopefully I will be able to be on tonight!

You have a girly question? I'm a girly, fire away. You can PM me if you want.